JAM Hay Kah land we love

**MeChrissy** · 12-06-2008, 06:05 PM

Re: JAM Hay Kah land we love

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Annoyance</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A what di? A wha yuh a do widd dat dey big hole dutty hag dey missis?
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mi whay fi kill eh but har an kip pawty fraw whey day, but mi fat har up fi crissmuss. she go jerk crissmuss an leff a side fi newyeer. </div></div>

Lawd! It look like di hag mi see dem kill a di finneral mi guh wha day. It nuh need nuh more fattup. It look like it hout fi buss. </div></div>a roase dem roase di hag? which pawt yuh get, di nose? dat dey pawt a di sweetiss pawt it an di hayze.

**CyberPhobic** · 12-06-2008, 06:08 PM

Re: JAM Hay Kah land we love

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Annoyance</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh mi almose figet sey mi fi giv mi condolensiz. a hoo ded? </div></div>

Den atta mi nuh kno a who did dead. Dose people live fi finneral inna dat place ennuh. Satdey night pawty naah carry nuh swing again. A NIGH-NIGHT people a go fi dance dese days.

Tanks fi di condoleance anyway.

All di hawsk mi hawskin no body could'n tell me a who dead. Mi sey, no bady no know. A just come dem hear an come.

A big tings mi dear. People wait fi people fi dead and nuh hawsk how dem turn out if di dead a people a forrin.

**MeChrissy** · 12-06-2008, 06:10 PM

Re: JAM Hay Kah land we love

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi meet some man well, but mi no kno which wan you wi go for.

1. Have nice body and bandy leg whe stawt from him hannkle dem way up pass him waist. One problem. Him cyaa fine him teet. Him sey him lass gurlfren mussi fling it whe. <span style="color: #FF0000"> PASS mi no want no man wid false "lips" talking. not sexy </span>

2. Him a deestent some body. Him have educayshan and go cheerch. Him have a cute dawta and love to cook. Di only problem is dot him live inna him granny ole kitchen for him wife kick him outta di house since shi fine merca man. <span style="color: #CC0000"> PASS. Mi no want no man wid pickney. So a tek di wife tek di house R im neva gat no share an pawt inna it? wutlissniss...lib inna ol kitchen *kissteet*</span>

3. Him a six foot three and have caramell colla. Him have a hacksent like Bolt. Him have him owna bus whe him a run from portlan to town. Di problem is dat him just get DIP. <span style="color: #CC0000">PASS. No depoetee roun ere. Mi naw be di one fi gie none a dem no chance. </span> </div></div>
Mite as well yuh nay even menshan bout man. Lawd mi did gat mi ope up hi but it no look pramissin like mi go reely get any atall.

**CyberPhobic** · 12-06-2008, 06:12 PM

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Annoyance</div><div class="ubbcode-body">a roase dem roase di hag? which pawt yuh get, di nose? dat dey pawt a di sweetiss pawt it an di hayze. </div></div>

You lucky. Mi did go watch dem dig di hole, and chroo di grung was so wata soak, account a di rain, dem dig di hole in less dan 10 mins. No joak. So dem hurry up an kill di big hole dutty hag whe di tie up a di shoo block.

So mi decide fi run go bade and change fi come back and dat neva tek no more dan 30 minnit for a backa di dead yawn mi was staying and be time mi reach back, di hag done eat.

If fayva dem steam, bwile, roast, fry and every gad almighty ting to dat hog, for mi no si no sign a it wen mi get back and everybady belly full.

Is a rackit dem a run mi telling U.

**MeChrissy** · 12-06-2008, 06:15 PM

Re: JAM Hay Kah land we love

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Annoyance</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh mi almose figet sey mi fi giv mi condolensiz. a hoo ded? </div></div>

Den atta mi nuh kno a who did dead. Dose people live fi finneral inna dat place ennuh. Satdey night pawty naah carry nuh swing again. A NIGH-NIGHT people a go fi dance dese days.

Tanks fi di condoleance anyway.

All di hawsk mi hawskin no body could'n tell me a who dead. Mi sey, no bady no know. A just come dem hear an come.

A big tings mi dear. People wait fi people fi dead and nuh hawsk how dem turn out if di dead a people a forrin.

</div></div>But a wha di?!?!?!? Mi tink a whay mi madda alone do dem foolishniss dey. She buy news paypa a weeken time fi choose one finaral fi go...dat dey ooman a country ooman all di same, coming like evry country pple a so dem tan, no finarall cyaa miss dem one bit.

But mi tink mose a dem country pple gaw finaral fi di free nyamins an fi go mix up wid farrin pple wen dem come fraw farrin fi si dem fambily off to berrial.

**CyberPhobic** · 12-06-2008, 06:15 PM

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Gwey yaah. Yuh naah guh like none a di man dem whe mi meet dung dere den for dem fit inna wan a dem chree catt ee gorry dere.

Di wan whe get kick out, sey him build him house pon him wife land. Mi tell him fi go dig it up for she wrong.

**CyberPhobic** · 12-06-2008, 06:19 PM

Re: JAM Hay Kah land we love

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Annoyance</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> But a wha di?!?!?!? Mi tink a whay mi madda alone do dem foolishniss dey. She buy news paypa a weeken time fi choose one finaral fi go...dat dey ooman a country ooman all di same, coming like evry country pple a so dem tan, no finarall cyaa miss dem one bit.

But mi tink mose a dem country pple gaw finaral fi di free nyamins an fi go mix up wid farrin pple wen dem come fraw farrin fi si dem fambily off to berrial. </div></div>

No man, no do dem so bad. Annuh you madda wan dweet doe. A nuff people guh chroo di Gleaner a look fi finneral fi go. Dem do go a di forrin wan dem in large numba too. A all two and chree bus load mi see a pass di gate pan Sundey day, a come from town.

**MeChrissy** · 12-06-2008, 06:20 PM

Re: JAM Hay Kah land we love

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Annoyance</div><div class="ubbcode-body">a roase dem roase di hag? which pawt yuh get, di nose? dat dey pawt a di sweetiss pawt it an di hayze. </div></div>

You lucky. Mi did go watch dem dig di hole, and chroo di grung was so wata soak, account a di rain, dem dig di hole in less dan 10 mins. No joak. So dem hurry up an kill di big hole dutty hag whe di tie up a di shoo block.

So mi decide fi run go bade and change fi come back and dat neva tek no more dan 30 minnit for a backa di dead yawn mi was staying and be time mi reach back, di hag done eat.

If fayva dem steam, bwile, roast, fry and every gad almighty ting to dat hog, for mi no si no sign a it wen mi get back and everybady belly full.

Is a rackit dem a run mi telling U. </div></div> yuh too lie, mi naw beleeve dat. mi noe country pple a hell fi nyam some big wak a food, but mi no beleeve sey dem kill an nyam awf di wolla hag inna such a likkle time. Dem a muss some youman perrawnah dem dey

talking bout country pple, mi notiss dese days di gyal dem try dem bess to be hat like 10 fyah side. dem did hat out di finrall no choo?

**MeChrissy** · 12-06-2008, 06:23 PM

Re: JAM Hay Kah land we love

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Gwey yaah. Yuh naah guh like none a di man dem whe mi meet dung dere den for dem fit inna wan a dem chree catt ee gorry dere.

Di wan whe get kick out, sey him build him house pon him wife land. Mi tell him fi go dig it up for she wrong. </div></div>Bwoy some pple fool fool sah. So wha did happen to feem pple dem lan fi bill im house pan? *kissteet* di ooman shudda even go run im outa di ol kitchen to...damn chupid. Hey, mi a ooman an mi a tell yuh, mi no in agreement fi ooman tek man tings an treat dem bad, but wen dem chupid anyting fi happen to dem. damn chupid.

Mi ha one fren wudda tell im fi bun eh dung F im cyaa root eh out.

**CyberPhobic** · 12-06-2008, 06:24 PM

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Mi hear dem play dah sang ya every day a yawd, but mi nuh really memba di words. Yuh eva hear it?

It guh something like dis:

<span style="font-style: italic">Mi dey a town wan day, and a white man turn to me an sey, how come jamaica fulla some much screw face?

Look pan di gully side, yuh si anyting fi smile about?
Look pan dah condition of the police stayshan, do you see anyting fi smile about?
Look pan di school, rivertan, canelan, mobay, ochi, negril, do you see anyting fi smile bout?</span>

**CyberPhobic** · 12-06-2008, 06:29 PM

Re: JAM Hay Kah land we love

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Annoyance</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Annoyance</div><div class="ubbcode-body">a roase dem roase di hag? which pawt yuh get, di nose? dat dey pawt a di sweetiss pawt it an di hayze. </div></div>

You lucky. Mi did go watch dem dig di hole, and chroo di grung was so wata soak, account a di rain, dem dig di hole in less dan 10 mins. No joak. So dem hurry up an kill di big hole dutty hag whe di tie up a di shoo block.

So mi decide fi run go bade and change fi come back and dat neva tek no more dan 30 minnit for a backa di dead yawn mi was staying and be time mi reach back, di hag done eat.

If fayva dem steam, bwile, roast, fry and every gad almighty ting to dat hog, for mi no si no sign a it wen mi get back and everybady belly full.

Is a rackit dem a run mi telling U. </div></div> yuh too lie, mi naw beleeve dat. mi noe country pple a hell fi nyam some big wak a food, but mi no beleeve sey dem kill an nyam awf di wolla hag inna such a likkle time. Dem a muss some youman perrawnah dem dey

talking bout country pple, mi notiss dese days di gyal dem try dem bess to be hat like 10 fyah side. dem did hat out di finrall no choo? </div></div>

A dead if a lie mi a tell. Dem kinda tings dey mek me hupset you si. Di WOLLA hag nyam done mi a tell you. Kill, Cook and Nyam in less dan a howa. Tann dey tink a lie mi a tell.

Wha you mean? You'd a tink a wedd'n dem going to. Den you nuh hear mi sey a mi wan tekk fass wear finneral appropriate clothes? Di mount a back less, mini, belly skin, halter top, and Jimmy Choo style a spike heel whe mi si inna dat dey mud, you wood not believe if a show you the pic dem.

Let me nat even bodda tell you bout di wig dem.

**MeChrissy** · 12-06-2008, 06:29 PM

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No mi dear, iffa dancehall musik mi naw go ere eh. mi no lissen to dem dutty kine a musik dey

**CyberPhobic** · 12-06-2008, 06:34 PM

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Di adda big ting is the street party dem.

Let me tell you some ting, you si all wen satdey night bout 7 pm come round? If you no done talk to di people dem inna you house without shouting by then, you salt. Di MUSIC LOUD, IT LOUD, IT LOUD so til.

Dat dey music stawt and no stop befo 6 am Sunday. Memba sey ole people and pickney live bout di place you nuh, but you tink that mean ennything? Di music, di cussing and di whole heep a nize, is someting to experience mi telling you.

Mi go tek fass go a di gate and nerely drap dung wen mi see the MATTRESS dem whe inna di miggle road, whe dem a dance pan, wid the PAPPARAZZI dem a fight fi tekk pitcher.

**MeChrissy** · 12-06-2008, 06:36 PM

Re: JAM Hay Kah land we love

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Annoyance</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Originally posted by Annoyance

a roase dem roase di hag? which pawt yuh get, di nose? dat dey pawt a di sweetiss pawt it an di hayze. </div></div>

You lucky. Mi did go watch dem dig di hole, and chroo di grung was so wata soak, account a di rain, dem dig di hole in less dan 10 mins. No joak. So dem hurry up an kill di big hole dutty hag whe di tie up a di shoo block.

So mi decide fi run go bade and change fi come back and dat neva tek no more dan 30 minnit for a backa di dead yawn mi was staying and be time mi reach back, di hag done eat.

If fayva dem steam, bwile, roast, fry and every gad almighty ting to dat hog, for mi no si no sign a it wen mi get back and everybady belly full.

Is a rackit dem a run mi telling U. </div></div> yuh too lie, mi naw beleeve dat. mi noe country pple a hell fi nyam some big wak a food, but mi no beleeve sey dem kill an nyam awf di wolla hag inna such a likkle time. Dem a muss some youman perrawnah dem dey

talking bout country pple, mi notiss dese days di gyal dem try dem bess to be hat like 10 fyah side. dem did hat out di finrall no choo? </div></div>

A dead if a lie mi a tell. Dem kinda tings dey mek me hupset you si. Di WOLLA hag nyam done mi a tell you. Kill, Cook and Nyam in less dan a howa. Tann dey tink a lie mi a tell.

Wha you mean? You'd a tink a wedd'n dem going to. Den you nuh hear mi sey a mi wan tekk fass wear finneral appropriate clothes? Di mount a back less, mini, belly skin, halter top, and Jimmy Choo style a spike heel whe mi si inna dat dey mud, you wood not believe if a show you the pic dem.

Let me nat even bodda tell you bout di wig dem.

Arrite mi belive yuh bout di hag. Country pple are known fi nyam nuff and faws, dem no chaw dem food....well mose a dem LOL

Wedden mi backfoot? lol a dem same kine a dressin mi a tawk...hot out...dem gyal no joke eh no...den yuh nay si any wid dem neck fulla powda?

A fun fi si dem a weeken evelin time wen dem bade an coom outa road tannup an lean up pan shap side a rub to some ole-its, a rub out dem sundey bess back pan di pebble dash. Like di laws time mi gaw one country side an si one possie a "haaaaawt" girls a walk dung di street...di wolla dem gat awn powda anda dem neck trait to dem chin, dem shine like dem drain out coknat hile bakkle an rub dem baddy...den wen yuh si di powda blen een wid di hile, it look like dem gat liva spat. yuh juss haffi look inna wandament as dem bunx an go choo.

**CyberPhobic** · 12-06-2008, 06:38 PM

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Mi come to fine out sey dat the MATTRESS ting a di IN TING. Ooman cyaary dem own mattress go a dance fi dance pan CREATIVELY.

Wan a di man dem who mi meet come visit me and tell me sey a reglaw ting dat.

Anyway, mek mi go over Dear K go tell you someting bout dis man.

JAM Hay Kah land we love

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