You need the right tools, brah

[neutral]

Re: You need the right tools, brah

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i have a hatchet instead

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Dat wi work still,.....if yu han good an yu flingy aftah dem,but mi wouldn recommen tannup infront a man wid a machete.

[Yuriatin]

Re: You need the right tools, brah

Especially a police officer.



Even if it IS on your own property!



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: neutral</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i have a hatchet instead

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Dat wi work still,.....if yu han good an yu flingy aftah dem,but mi wouldn recommen tannup infront a man wid a machete. </div></div>

[Gen]

Re: You need the right tools, brah

di people dem walk by and ask mi a wah mi a laff suh fah


@ landscaping as non threatening

aye sah. enuh all the police dem a guh write is &quot;chop me&quot;

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Yuri_</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Gen – yuh done <span style="font-weight: bold">KNOW</span> seh is Merka wi deh.

Yuh cyah tek dem ting yah mek joke.

Yuh done know seh di lease likkle ting dem blaze up – two shot – boi, boi! yuh dead.

I kept using the word ‘<span style="font-style: italic">landscaping, landscaping, landscaping</span>’.

You know – nice and non threratening, ‘landscaping’.

Hubby – im steady deh pan “<span style="font-style: italic">chop, chop, chop</span>”.

En time di police dem a write up repoat, mi sure seh ito read, “suspect repeatedly threatened to chop me – I took defensive action - in order to safeguard my life I discharged my weapon firing 41 shots”


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[Gen]

Re: You need the right tools, brah



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dear_DiabolicalT</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> mi know this mad trini boy up here, him carry him lass in him cyar truck an soon as anyting pop off him run goh fi him cutlass when everybody else a draw fi gun </div></div>

[Dr.Dudd]

Re: You need the right tools, brah

And do what?? play sword fight with the person who cut you off??
You don't think he or she have one too?
you think they going to run leave then car, or just let you cut them without a fight??
It is all about self defence. Only idiots in Jamaica would attack with machete.<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: B_P</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: _______</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yes man...cutlass is a staple in every home..

and car seat... </div></div>



Soh if smaddy cut yuh awf in chraffic yuh pull it out an wave it? Lakka pirate?

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[Boricua_papi]

Re: You need the right tools, brah

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dr.Dudd</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And do what?? play sword fight with the person who cut you off??
You don't think he or she have one too?
you think they going to run leave then car, or just let you cut them without a fight??
It is all about self defence. Only idiots in Jamaica would attack with machete.<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: B_P</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: _______</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yes man...cutlass is a staple in every home..

and car seat... </div></div>



Soh if smaddy cut yuh awf in chraffic yuh pull it out an wave it? Lakka pirate?

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Noh man. Mi imply chap di offending cyar.

[Boricua_papi]

Re: You need the right tools, brah

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i have a hatchet instead

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*kissteet* Mi a juss ahx di bredda how much im charge to prune sum chree branches wid dat.