Tiger and the other woman

[Emperah]

Re: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Auto Accident

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dere goes di Escalade sponsorship </div></div>

GM stap sponsah him long time.

[Peasie]

Re: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Auto Accident

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dere goes di Escalade sponsorship </div></div>

GM stap sponsah him long time. </div></div>
ah soh? foofool cyar dat caan drive faster dan an enraged golf-club-wielding wife

[Emperah]

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mi tink de golf club did come een like Compry when shi fling a sucker punch aftah smaddy

[j-kid]

Re: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Auto Accident

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J_RockTodd</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I heard he was trying to show one of the &quot;help&quot; how to use his &quot;9 iron&quot; on the &quot;rough&quot; </div></div>

Ah wanda if him drove him ball into di bushes?

[Emperah]

Re: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Auto Accident

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J_RockTodd</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I heard he was trying to show one of the &quot;help&quot; how to use his &quot;9 iron&quot; on the &quot;rough&quot; </div></div>

Ah wanda if him drove him ball into di bushes? </div></div>

dat could be why him cyaan surface all now

[Peasie]

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Golf Rule: <span style="text-decoration: underline">Doubt as to Procedure</span>

# a. Procedure
In stroke play, if a competitor is doubtful of his rights or the correct procedure during the play of a hole, he may, without penalty, complete the hole with two balls.

[Peasie]

Re: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Auto Accident

More golf rules:

Note 1: If a competitor plays a second ball under Rule 3-3, the strokes made after this Rule has been invoked with the ball ruled not to count and penalty strokes incurred solely by playing that ball are disregarded.

Salacious rules of golf

[j-kid]

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So he did go into di bush to tuh drive his ball(s) wid his nine iron afterall?

Shouldn't he have taken ah penalty stroke, fi dat?

[evanovitch]

Re: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Auto Accident

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">they're saying that how he further responds to media requests for answers will determine what steps his sponsors (where he gets the bulk of his money) will react. </div></div>

Tiger no haffi worry bout sponsors etc...he is already a Billionaire....dis is whe Forbes seh when he went ovah di BILLION mark in earnings:

“<span style="font-weight: bold">Woods had earned a cumulative $895m going into 2009, by our estimates, from prize money, appearance fees, endorsements, bonuses and his golf course design business.If you add his $10.5m in 2009 prize money, the FedEx bonus and his take so far this year from his more than $100m in annual off-the-course earnings, Woods’ career earnings are now 10 figures.”</span>

now, if him did invest any in di Dubai golf ting whe bear him name, him a go get hit likkle bit, but Tiger is already a billionaire

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> “<span style="font-weight: bold">Woods had earned a cumulative $895m going into 2009, by our estimates, from prize money, appearance fees, endorsements, bonuses and his golf course design business.If you add his $10.5m in 2009 prize money, the FedEx bonus and his take so far this year from his more than $100m in annual off-the-course earnings, Woods’ career earnings are now 10 figures.”</span></div></div> Let's see the pre-nup.

[evanovitch]

Re: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Auto Accident

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> “<span style="font-weight: bold">Woods had earned a cumulative $895m going into 2009, by our estimates, from prize money, appearance fees, endorsements, bonuses and his golf course design business.If you add his $10.5m in 2009 prize money, the FedEx bonus and his take so far this year from his more than $100m in annual off-the-course earnings, Woods’ career earnings are now 10 figures.”</span></div></div> Let's see the pre-nup. </div></div>

the pre-nup is him modda...she wi tek di blond out via har Thai tong buddies...Mama dont play dat !!!

[Marilyn]

Re: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Auto Accident

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> “<span style="font-weight: bold">Woods had earned a cumulative $895m going into 2009, by our estimates, from prize money, appearance fees, endorsements, bonuses and his golf course design business.If you add his $10.5m in 2009 prize money, the FedEx bonus and his take so far this year from his more than $100m in annual off-the-course earnings, Woods’ career earnings are now 10 figures.”</span></div></div> Let's see the pre-nup. </div></div>

So wha you tink the prenup say???? Thou shalt not bash your gold playing husband's face in with one of his spensive clubs??? No matter wha him do?

[j-kid]

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Suppen jus occurred tuh me.

Did not Tiger's Dad say his concentration and discipline was so phenomenal, nothing would distract him? Ah gun could go off when he is about to swing his golf club, and he would not be distracted.

Soh how com shi startled him wid di second swing, and not the first?

[Blackstar*]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">Takes a very BIG man tuh admit wen him mek ah mistake, an den move on. </span> </div></div>
Milo or Tiger?

[Blackstar*]

Re: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Auto Accident

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">I hearsay Tiger is asking for &quot;Privacy&quot; in this matter....don't you just love these celebs who make more than a living out of the fact that they can do something extraordinary that the rest of us can't do, and the public pays them very well to do so, and yet when they F up they always want their PRIVACY

Say I personally want my money's worth, I wanna see your [censored] in your embarrassed state as well as in your &quot;glory&quot; </span> </div></div>
Well said, Miss M.