Tiger and the other woman

[Emperah]

Re: Tiger and the other woman

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[j-kid]

Re: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Auto Accident

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SoulPurpose</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> This guy is an embarrassment to all, even to the Cannibalasians. </div></div>

I alway hated that term! What di hell does that mean anyway?

CannibalAsian - Asians who are Cannibals?

[twiney]

Re: Tiger and the other woman

a dead

[evanovitch]

Re: Tiger and the other woman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">errm...mi man seh fi tell oonoo seh him ha him billion free n clear...him not baller who can get contract cancel n lose di money...him naw live pon credit n him alreddy buy mi aaaamm our loveshack a yaad...so hop awf a wi bumpa please </div></div>

de only ting deh pan feem bumpah is one hydrant an de whool a de press

him fi be inna one dem southwest commercial jus now </div></div>

i want to see if the press treats him wid di white gloves r di black

[blugiant]

Re: Tiger and the other woman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: remo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She was in Australia on business </div></div>

iss partygurl a slang wurd fii pay fee play

[evanovitch]

hey Blu,,,mi tink bout u today cause mi a lissen

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: remo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She was in Australia on business </div></div>

iss partygurl a slang wurd fii pay fee play </div></div>


to a Shabba n him a sing bout bellytoback man n Jah know seh a di fuss time mi really tink who him did a chat bout... bak den a juss di riddim n him deep voice mi use fi penetrate...

[evanovitch]

Transcript of 911 call for Woods



<span style="font-weight: bold">The Associated Press listened to the 911 call reporting Tiger Woods' auto accident and created the following transcript. </span>

<span style="font-style: italic">Dispatcher 1 is the Orange County Sheriff's dispatcher. Dispatcher 2 is the Orange County Fire-Rescue dispatcher.</span>

Dispatcher 1: 911 what's your emergency?

Caller: I have, this is, uh ... (redacted) in the Isleworth subdivision. I need an ambulance immediately. I have someone down in front of my house. They hit a pole. I came out to see.

Dispatcher 1: Is it a car accident, sir?

(inaudible)

Dispatcher 1: Sir, is it a car accident? Hello? Sir? Hello?

Caller: Hello, yes.

Dispatcher 1: Is it a car accident, sir?

Caller: It's a car accident, yes. I need, yes.

Dispatcher 1: Now are they trapped inside of the vehicle?

Caller: No, they're laying on the ground now.

Dispatcher 1: OK, stay on the line for medical. Don't hang up, OK? And it's in front of your house, correct?

(inaudible)

Caller: And get some water.

Dispatcher 1: OK, sir, medical is on the line sir, OK?

Dispatcher 2: Fire-rescue. What's the address?

(redacted)

Caller: Yes, Windermere, Florida, in the Isleworth subdivision.

Dispatcher 2: What happened? What's wrong?

Caller: I have a neighbor, he hit the tree. And we came out here just to see what was going on. I see him and he's laying down.

Dispatcher 2: There was an auto accident?

Caller: An auto accident, yes.

Dispatcher 2: OK, is he outside or inside his car?

(inaudible)

Dispatcher 2: Sir, your phone broke up. I heard inside. You there? Your phone broke up there. Can you repeat your phone number for me?

(redacted)

Dispatcher 2: Is he unconscious?

Caller: Yes.

Dispatcher 2: OK, are you able to tell if he's breathing?

Caller: No, I can't tell right now.

Dispatcher 2: OK. We do have help on the way. What color is his car, too?

Caller: It's a black Escalade.

(Background, woman yelling): WHAT HAPPENED?

Dispatcher 2: Is anyone able to open the door?

Caller: We're trying to figure out right now.

Dispatcher 1: Is he trapped inside of the vehicle or is he outside on the ground?

Caller: We're just trying get the police here right now. We don't know what happened. We're figuring that out right now. I'm on the phone with the police right now.

Dispatcher 2: Your phone's breaking up. Can you hear me though, sir?

Caller: Yes.

Dispatcher 2: While we have paramedics on the way, I'm just gonna stay on the phone with you. If you find out further just let me know. I'm going to stay on the phone, OK?

Caller: Hello.

Dispatcher 2: I'm here.

Caller: Yes.

Dispatcher 2: OK. We got paramedics on the way, but I'm going to stay on the phone in case you find out further.

Caller: OK, OK, thank you.

Dispatcher 1: Sir, is he on the ground or is he in the car?

Caller: Yes, he's on the ground.

Dispatcher 2: Hello, you there still?

Caller: Yes, I'm still here.

Dispatcher 2: OK. All right. Your phone's real staticky, but we're still here.

Caller: OK.

Dispatcher 2: As soon as I know I'll let you know how far away they are, too.

Caller: OK. OK.

Dispatcher 2: Are you with him right now?

Caller: Yes, I'm with him right now.

Dispatcher 2: OK, tell me how he's breathing if you're able.

Caller: Take it easy.

(inaudible)

Dispatcher 2: You said he is breathing?

Dispatcher 1: Hello, sir, are you there?

Dispatcher 1: Hello?

Dispatcher 2: I heard a click ...

Dispatcher 1: Yeah, I'm hearing that, too. Hello?

Dispatcher 2: Oh, his phone must have gone out of range. Looked like he was on a house phone so when he went to the exit he probably lost his connection. We do have help on the way, we should be there in just a couple of minutes.

Dispatcher 1: OK. We're going, too.

Dispatcher 2: OK. Appreciate that. Thank you.

Dispatcher 1: You're welcome.


Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press

[evanovitch]

hey Tanya , u can put dis wid Remo own too

see how mi helpful

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: hey Tanya , u can put dis wid Remo own too

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">see how mi helpful </div></div> looks like mi merge it backways sorry Milo but mi noh know how fi fix it needa

[Emperah]

Re: hey Tanya , u can put dis wid Remo own too

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shebada</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">see how mi helpful </div></div> looks like mi merge it backways sorry Milo but mi noh know how fi fix it needa </div></div>

yuh love chubble tings tuh much

[Blackstar*]

Re: Tiger and the other woman

Woods is even worse than I thought.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">In the limo, fresh from a terribly wearisome photo shoot that may only help get him laid about 296 times in the calendar year, if he so chooses, the Redeemer is pondering one of the many mysteries of professional sports.

&quot;What I can't figure out,&quot; Tiger Woods asks Vincent, the limo driver, &quot;is why so may good-looking women hang around baseball and basketball. Is it because, you know, people always say that, like, black guys have big ducks?&quot;

Tiger told us all some jokes.

This is one of the jokes that Tiger told:

The Little Rascals are at school. The teacher wants them to use various words in sentences. The first word is love. Spanky answers, &quot;I love dogs.&quot; The second word is respect. Alfalfa answers, &quot;I respect how much Spanky loves dogs.&quot; The third word is dictate. There is a pause in the room. Finally, Buckwheat puts up his hand.

&quot;Hey, Darla,&quot; says Buckwheat. &quot;How my duck ta'te?&quot;

This is one of he jokes that Tiger told:

He puts the tips of his expensive shoes together, and he rubs them up and down against each other. &quot;What's this?&quot; he asks the women, who do not know the answer.

&quot;It's a black guy taking off his condom,&quot; Tiger explains.

He blasphemes against himself.

Read more... </span></div></div>

[Wendy]

Re: hey Tanya , u can put dis wid Remo own too

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shebada shame: looks like mi merge it backways sorry Milo but mi noh know how fi fix it needa </div></div>

BOAL ..dis sweet mi soh til

[CeaBee]

Re: Tiger and the other woman

smaddy pm me and explain that joke bout the shoe to me please

eta : ok ..i think i get it now, nuh bodda pm me

[RichD]

Re: Tiger and the other woman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlackStar</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Woods is even worse than I thought.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">In the limo, fresh from a terribly wearisome photo shoot that may only help get him laid about 296 times in the calendar year, if he so chooses, the Redeemer is pondering one of the many mysteries of professional sports.

&quot;What I can't figure out,&quot; Tiger Woods asks Vincent, the limo driver, &quot;is why so may good-looking women hang around baseball and basketball. Is it because, you know, people always say that, like, black guys have big ducks?&quot;

Tiger told us all some jokes.

This is one of the jokes that Tiger told:

The Little Rascals are at school. The teacher wants them to use various words in sentences. The first word is love. Spanky answers, &quot;I love dogs.&quot; The second word is respect. Alfalfa answers, &quot;I respect how much Spanky loves dogs.&quot; The third word is dictate. There is a pause in the room. Finally, Buckwheat puts up his hand.

&quot;Hey, Darla,&quot; says Buckwheat. &quot;How my duck ta'te?&quot;

This is one of he jokes that Tiger told:

He puts the tips of his expensive shoes together, and he rubs them up and down against each other. &quot;What's this?&quot; he asks the women, who do not know the answer.

&quot;It's a black guy taking off his condom,&quot; Tiger explains.

He blasphemes against himself.

Read more... </span></div></div> </div></div>

i would take that with a grain of salt

[CeaBee]

Re: Tiger and the other woman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">suh dem gwine charge him now?

ohhh sookie soookie </div></div>

where u see that?

or me neva read a post in the thread that seh suh?