snowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...oh lawd smaddy sen mi a plane ticket

[evanovitch]

Re: MURDA, MURDA MI SEH...is whe dis my lawd?

u gwine treat mi to dose boo..mi still a wait pon mi cawl

[j-kid]

Re: MURDA, MURDA MI SEH...is whe dis my lawd?

Yuh snowed in ah bush soh noh chance of getting deh til Spring thaw!

No maan, mi noh figet di ring ah ding ding.

[evanovitch]

Re: MURDA, MURDA MI SEH...is whe dis my lawd?

mi birtday a come up u know

[j-kid]

Re: MURDA, MURDA MI SEH...is whe dis my lawd?

Since mi memory is fleeting. Wen dat?

[evanovitch]

SEN BRANDY..NUFF OF IT

mi juss decide fi mek a run...mi open di garage door n bak out...kiss mi neck..mi clear di door but dat is it...mi could neida go bak nor fawud...mi come out n use mi foot fi clear space rung di 4 tyres ( yaad people tink fass) n mi come bak enna di truck...not a [censored]..it neida a go to nor fro...so weh fi do..true, mi juss infront of mi own garage, on mi driveway but if mi leff di truck outside who to tell wen mi wi find it again...bloody snow...said time dis elderly man appear wid him shovel (show off ) n ask if mi ha 4 wheel or somesuch...mi juss ignore dat since mi no ha no clue whe him a chat bout..to me a vehicle go eent drive n u drive it...cho...den dis nex one appear ( look like is pure ole man live whe mi live) n di two a dem stawt fi dig...did i wonder about dem cardiovascular health? heck no...mi did stuck in mi own driveway...dat was more embarrassing to me at di time..yes mi selfish, wat else is new den one seh to me seh dont is me did tell him di name of my snow remover person...so mi seh hell yes, so whe di hell him deh...him come di fuss nite wen likkle n nutten neva deh pon di grung but now wid alll a dis, weh him deh...yep ,mi now had reason fi puff up mi chess n express maximum dissatisfaction...so him seh dat dis yah snow no happen since 1999 so him mussi really busy....

anyhoo, dem dig a way fi mi so mi drive bak into di garage an here i am....it mite juss be noon here but mi pop a bakkle of grape

[Nylah]

Re: SEN BRANDY..NUFF OF IT

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-weight: bold">n ask if mi ha 4 wheel or somesuch...mi juss ignore dat since mi no ha no clue whe him a chat bout</span>..to me a vehicle go eent drive n u drive it...cho.. </div></div>



you seriously dont have 4 wheel drive????

[evanovitch]

Re: SEN BRANDY..NUFF OF IT

is a CRV..does dat have 4 wheel? it ha cruise control ...btw, if u not pawt of the solution u is pawt of mi problem ...cho

[Nylah]

Re: SEN BRANDY..NUFF OF IT


hush

u should have asked me these questions beforehand I coulda been of help

CRV - more than likely it has 4 wheel drive but you may have been one of those newbies that the dealers will sell the non 4 wheel drives to

[twiney]

Re: SEN BRANDY..NUFF OF IT

I hear that it is -28 but mi no really have a clue since mi wearing shorts and t-shirt outa door look pretty with the sunshine and the high way clear and mi live pon bus route so mi awrite...

[evanovitch]

Re: SEN BRANDY..NUFF OF IT

see y mi need u bredda fi come fi a visit...poooor delicate moi at the mercy of dese big mercenary bizniz peeps...


but truss mi ,as soon as di wedda clear mi a go dung deh go find out juss whe mi a drive an tings naw go nice if mi no hear whe mi wan fi hear...believe me...

mi is soo lonely...mi vex wid di dawgs..dem tear up all mi cotton wool, chew di curvy pawt of mi glasses n ongle dem know weh one lens deh..so far dem naw seh a wud...

mi finally tek a pattern bk n lick dem pon dem bottom..since den dem lie dung pon di couch...wen mi stare pon dem , dem yeyes r all closed tite tite, but every once in a wile one wi raise a lid fi see if mi a look n wen we yeye dem buck up, him close bk him lid...so is s bakkle of who a go apologise to who fuss a gwane...mi is soo lonely since dem malice me...but dem a gwane too bad now wid fi dem version a house fevah...i was right to establish dat i am the primary primate , dont

[evanovitch]

Re: SEN BRANDY..NUFF OF IT

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Twiney</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> I hear that it is -28 but mi no really have a clue since mi wearing shorts and t-shirt outa door look pretty with the sunshine and the high way clear and mi live pon bus route so mi awrite... </div></div>

plus gweh

[Nylah]

Re: SEN BRANDY..NUFF OF IT

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">see y mi need u bredda fi come fi a visit...poooor delicate moi at the mercy of dese big mercenary bizniz peeps... </div></div>


you see how you just push me to the side for a man

aie sah

[applepie]

Re: SEN BRANDY..NUFF OF IT

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nylah</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">see y mi need u bredda fi come fi a visit...poooor delicate moi at the mercy of dese big mercenary bizniz peeps... </div></div>


you see how you just push me to the side for a man

aie sah </div></div>

that is what snow does

[Nylah]

Re: SEN BRANDY..NUFF OF IT


appaently turns her into a delicate flower....oh the irony

[applepie]

Re: SEN BRANDY..NUFF OF IT

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">is a CRV..does dat have 4 wheel? it ha cruise control ...btw, if u not pawt of the solution u is pawt of mi problem ...cho </div></div>

When you venture back outside; you can get the owner's manual in the glove compartment and see if you have 4 wheel or, rear wheel or front wheel drive.