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Is there a way to keep them out of the house? 
I've had two baby ones and a bigger dyamn ugly one in my room this past week..Lawd dem mek mi skin crawl...I hate how they move an wiggle..eewwww!!...Mi seh, one piece a drama wid mi, mi dawta, mi niece an di lizzad di adda nite!! Mi dawta com een mi room fi tell mi goodnite an shi seh "oh my god, mom, there's a lizard behind you!!" Yuh waan si mi bolt awfa di bed quik-quik...di sitten did rite above mi head to rawgills!!
Dyamn brite and houtta hawda!! 
Bare screamin wi a gwaan wid tryin to direct di ugly sitten downstairs an out the door wid di broom...the neighbours must have been wonderin what the hell was goin on over there...Den di likkle baby one decide im waan hol' a showa wid mi...cah all mi a jook an a fling sitten afta im fi im come out, di blastid sitten decide im a goh stay...Mi seh alrite, yuh bugga yuh...yuh si wen mi reach fi di Tilex an stawt spray dat ra**...hhhmmm!! Di ress is history!!
Why dem muss com an hat up mi nerves I do nat knoah!!
Mi beg unoo, do, tell mi if dere is sitten mi cyan buy fi keep dem out!!!
I've had two baby ones and a bigger dyamn ugly one in my room this past week..Lawd dem mek mi skin crawl...I hate how they move an wiggle..eewwww!!...Mi seh, one piece a drama wid mi, mi dawta, mi niece an di lizzad di adda nite!! Mi dawta com een mi room fi tell mi goodnite an shi seh "oh my god, mom, there's a lizard behind you!!" Yuh waan si mi bolt awfa di bed quik-quik...di sitten did rite above mi head to rawgills!!
Dyamn brite and houtta hawda!! Bare screamin wi a gwaan wid tryin to direct di ugly sitten downstairs an out the door wid di broom...the neighbours must have been wonderin what the hell was goin on over there...Den di likkle baby one decide im waan hol' a showa wid mi...cah all mi a jook an a fling sitten afta im fi im come out, di blastid sitten decide im a goh stay...Mi seh alrite, yuh bugga yuh...yuh si wen mi reach fi di Tilex an stawt spray dat ra**...hhhmmm!! Di ress is history!! Why dem muss com an hat up mi nerves I do nat knoah!!
Mi beg unoo, do, tell mi if dere is sitten mi cyan buy fi keep dem out!!!
mi tek awf outta di room hollering and carrying on. mi pickney dem waan know wah a gwan so mi sey "dont go in there its a lizard in there!" so mi send mi bway pickney in deh fi get mi snuggie and pillow soh mi could sleep pon di sofa sayka him scary an nuh waan fi catch it 
anywho, mi close di door pon ie and put a towel unda di door fi trap it soh it cyaan escape soh mi can call in reinforcement fi catch it thursday sayka it did late wen mi reach home from bible study. next day (thank God 
soh now mi even more scurred sayka mi nuh know weh it deh 
and mi nuh know how it escaped! 
sayka mi scared it deh sum weh a lurk 
mi nuh know but mi tell him if mi seet mi gwine shat him wan hellabax fi not catching it 
him tell mi seh if it nuh get out, it dead sayka it need fi be rung wata 
mi nuh care...it betta not show up or wadeva di powder house saying go a dat wat a gwan wit wi if it surface 
Mi seh, mi mad fi goh to di nex door neighba miggle hours a nite fi awsk him fi com tek out di dyamn invader outta mi room!! Cho!! 
soh mi hear
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