Mi heart just got broken

[kia027]

Re: Mi heart just got broken

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figive mi ignorance, but wha di heck is SAP?

If unnu noh tell mi, mi ah goh mek up di meaning miself!

<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-size: 8pt">Ah tell yuh, dem people yah an dem acronyms!</span></span> </div></div>

Short for <span style="font-weight: bold">Service Advertising or Announcment Protocol</span>.. Dats all mi hear dem people roun here talk bout

It is some kind a protocol dem use to identify the services and addresses of servers attached to the networks.
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ah dis u a chat?

[Wahalla]

Re: Mi heart just got broken

A dat mi ah chat bout....

[j-kid]

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<span style="font-size: 17pt">Start Reading:</span>

[Wendy]

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No .. a noh dat mi a talk bout.. But dat maybe what Whalla a refer to. Mi a talk bout di Network Protocol name SAP. A dat di Network Engineers dem mi work wid have expertise ina.

Well Jkid seems like yuh has been informed in all fronts

[Wahalla]

Re: Mi heart just got broken

if yu gi dat tuh prisioners on death row dem woulda tek deh injection rada dan read two page..


Suggestion teach dudus SAP...


Now ah bet yu sumadi pan yah tun out fi bi a sap speciualist.. who eva dem is dem is nat a nice sumadi.... Dem is strange an twisted..

[Emperah]

Re: Mi heart just got broken

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figive mi ignorance, but wha di heck is SAP?

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SAP is an eedyat program dat is over priced, over rated and over inflated wid a bunch a gyabdige.
When dem impliment dat at fi wi place de new meaning became SAP=Stop All Production.

Caz de stupid ting was messin up all a wi inventory, de pawts wouldn't arrive till days laytah an wi need dem now etc.
Now mi is very good at sap but mi wi neva be an expert. MI agree de one dem who a expert at dis program have some twisted mentality fi real.

[Bizzy]

Re: Mi heart just got broken

SAP is Systems, Apps and Processing.

It's a software that integrates several business functions into one central system

I use it for HR, Finance and Inventory Management and love it for reporting

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figive mi ignorance, but wha di heck is SAP?

If unnu noh tell mi, mi ah goh mek up di meaning miself!

<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-size: 8pt">Ah tell yuh, dem people yah an dem acronyms!</span></span> </div></div>

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Mi heart just got broken

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figive mi ignorance, but wha di heck is SAP?

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SAP is an eedyat program dat is over priced, over rated and over inflated wid a bunch a gyabdige.
When dem impliment dat at fi wi place de new meaning became <span style="font-weight: bold">SAP=Stop All Production.</span>

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Yuh is a bawn eeediat.

Den wait, mi nuh did tink sey J-Kid a Head of Technology pan here?

Gi yuh joke, wan man a mi plantation whe suppose tuh be in charge a Client Relationship (memba, dis is a technology company)was responsible fi di data center move ova di weekend. Dis mawning mi hear him a complain sey him puta naah wurk good. Di IT ooman tell him sey di slowness have something tuh do wid him BIOS.

Him do dis ===&gt; Suh shi sey, &quot;U kno what BIOS is?&quot; Hear him nuh, <span style="font-weight: bold">Is that the profile i submitted when I furst lagged eeen?&quot;</span>

Waaaieee, mi sey, yuh cyaah mekkit up tuh rhatid. DWL!

[CyberPhobic]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Oh_Em_Gee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">SAP is Systems, Apps and Processing.

It's a software that integrates several business functions into one central system

<span style="font-weight: bold">I use it for HR, Finance and Inventory Management and love it for reporting </span>

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RAXTONE!!! Den a demdey breed a demand dem a mekk pan <span style="font-weight: bold">teacha</span> dese days?

DWL!

[Bizzy]

Re: Mi heart just got broken

warranat

[Wahalla]

Re: Mi heart just got broken

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figive mi ignorance, but wha di heck is SAP?

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SAP is an eedyat program dat is over priced, over rated and over inflated wid a bunch a gyabdige.
When dem impliment dat at fi wi place de new meaning became SAP=Stop All Production.

Caz de stupid ting was messin up all a wi inventory, de pawts wouldn't arrive till days laytah an wi need dem now etc.
Now mi is very good at sap but mi wi neva be an expert. MI agree de one dem who a expert at dis program have some twisted mentality fi real. </div></div>

Yu know what mi love mi use sap an mi cyan pay deh contractor.. deh contractor use sap an cyan gi ah ik invoice wey mek sense..

yu call sinting ah sproket yu get an invoice wid ah set ah alpha numeric numbas.. an fi explain hit bout 12 pages ah supporting documents..

before hit was 12 boxes ah 9 mm ammo.. signed by ah logistics now is two hindred pages af crap.. den yu cantrack need 5 setah singinutes fi yu get hit...

[mountaingal]

Re: Mi heart just got broken

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Oh_Em_Gee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So if she is so awesome and pleasurable why didn't u guys just give her the 4 day work week? </div></div>

Because, based on the order of Wahalla's description of her excellent qualities, that would mean one less day of the week they get to ogle her. </div></div>

maybe a di ogling why she want one less day...

[Bizzy]

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BOAL...Mi memba when u was a complain when dem did have u inna de training poor u<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Figive mi ignorance, but wha di heck is SAP?

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SAP is an eedyat program dat is over priced, over rated and over inflated wid a bunch a gyabdige.
When dem impliment dat at fi wi place de new meaning became SAP=Stop All Production.

Caz de stupid ting was messin up all a wi inventory, de pawts wouldn't arrive till days laytah an wi need dem now etc.
Now mi is very good at sap but mi wi neva be an expert. MI agree de one dem who a expert at dis program have some twisted mentality fi real. </div></div>

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Mi heart just got broken

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Oh_Em_Gee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">warranat </div></div>

Ohhh, sarry, MY BAG! Mi tink yuh did sey yuh a teacha, but atta annuh Septemba yet.

[Bizzy]

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I am not a teacha I am a Professora an yes, mi doing mi assisting over de summa an mi get mi owna class next month

either way, that is not my day Job, it's an Adjunct position