How do I become the next primeminister of Jamaica?

[Q3210]

Re: How do I become the next primeminister of Jamaica?

One step at a time missis. Before your PM ambitions, I`d advise you to introduce yourself to Jamaicans in Jamaica and tell them whats new and different you have to offer as a public servant. Choose an area in Jamaica called a constituency where you`d begin winning hearts and souls. From there with your abounding popularity you could be nominated when time comes for elections.
You`d have to create a new political party or run as an independent candidate.
Afterwards having won yourself a seat in Parliament, you can form a shadow cabinet of potential ministers who themselves will represent the people within the 60 constituencies in Jamaica.
Having won a Jamaican man as your husband, you might think it not difficult to win the other 3 million on the island. Good luck!
We do need a new vibrancy other than the dinasours that plague Jamaica`s politics.

[elliz20]

Re: How do I become the next primeminister of Jamaica?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Panajar</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do not let anyone on this board discourage you about becoming the leader of Jamaica.The fact that you are Swedish means that you already have somethings in your favor.Now you need to learn about the history of the country you are trying to rescue. I suggest you start by watching these videos and let us know what you think.

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Probably I need to tell you that Jamaica was discovered by Coloumbus 1494 , and was settled by the Spanish early in the 16th century. Atfirst the country where inhabited by The native Indians, but they where exterminated n the country was built by African slaves.

But 1655 England confiscated the country. and based their colony economy on coffee, cocoa, and sugar. 1834 they got ridd of the slavery and many became farmers.Jamaica gained full independence when it withdrew from the Federation in 1962.

But in the 1970s the economic conditions deteriorated and gangs got affiliated with the government. They havent yet got to control the problem with violent crime or drug trafficking, and major parts of Jamaica is still poor. So the roads in Jamaica are falling apart, there is so many buildings that just stand there,unfinished. But when I was there in March they where fixing the road in kgn going to spanishtown, and they where also building block of flats pon de road side deh...

Its mad that people started building their homes and they added the base of another floor, but then they didnt finish it and they just let it stand there with all the wires and everything.

The tourism is the base of Jamaicas economy. But some of the people still grudge white people, even tho me or any of my ancestors had anything to do with Jamaicas history. But the rich people in Jamaica understand that and they show much respect. They are very polite and understand how the world works, but I cant say that about all Jamaicans.

[elliz20]

Re: How do I become the next primeminister of Jamaica?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q3210</div><div class="ubbcode-body">One step at a time missis. Before your PM ambitions, I`d advise you to introduce yourself to Jamaicans in Jamaica and tell them whats new and different you have to offer as a public servant. Choose an area in Jamaica called a constituency where you`d begin winning hearts and souls. From there with your abounding popularity you could be nominated when time comes for elections.
You`d have to create a new political party or run as an independent candidate.
Afterwards having won yourself a seat in Parliament, you can form a shadow cabinet of potential ministers who themselves will represent the people within the 60 constituencies in Jamaica.
Having won a Jamaican man as your husband, you might think it not difficult to win the other 3 million on the island. Good luck!
We do need a new vibrancy other than the dinasours that plague Jamaica`s politics. </div></div>

I have to become a part of the government n help the youth dem but I can not be Prime minister. Probably I could rule Jamaica anyway but Im not into the hole corruption thing. Ive learned from an early age that lying doesnt take you anywhere in life.

The Jamaicans I met love me and believe it or not but all Jamaicans are not intrested in having you buy things for them, some of the Jamaicans actually have respect, the gully ppl also. But many dont know respect, a so it set. I guess you have bad people anywhere, its a disgrace to see the humanrace inna ratrace.
When you are in Jamaica you have to be smart and realize many Jamaicans are just to rude, they dont have common sense, so you affi play it like Aidonia n seh; bad ppl deh ya move move move :P...

But they want war same way still, and its kinda stupid to believe that you would solve any problem by laying someone in a coffin, as u diss u lay inna coffin... But a so it set inna ja, tho?

So it doesnt matter Jamaica got independent, they are destroying eachother, n the majority of Jamaicans don't realize its a problem having to hide inside from shots or the police n they dont have a problem with ppl trying to backstabb eachother.

It takes a big man to ask for help.

[elliz20]

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I probably should inform yall that in eroupe they killed woman they thought was witches, they burned them or tried see if shes a witch by tiying dem up, throw her in the water n if she sank she was innocent but if she float she was a witch.... ITS NOT ONLY AFRICANS THAT HAVE BEEN SLAVES,as u seem to think.. the wealthy had slaves called trälar here in Sweden, they where Swedish people from a lower class n they were ordered around n decided for by the rich.

In eroupe we had so many wars, and we killed eachother in the most cruel ways, but aparantly u dont read history in school...

[neutral]

Re: How do I become the next primeminister of Jamaica?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: realgyal</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

I can vote out deh and run for some kinda office .
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Yeah,....post office.

[neutral]

Re: How do I become the next primeminister of Jamaica?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: realgyal</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

The tourism is the base of Jamaicas economy. But some of the people still grudge white people, even tho me or any of my ancestors had anything to do with Jamaicas history. But the rich people in Jamaica understand that and they show much respect. They are very polite and understand how the world works, but I cant say that about all Jamaicans.

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The poor people have no respect,and are very impolite and ignorant,...maybe when you are prime minister you cam put all that right,.....I suggest you put them all in labour camps,the poor ignorant wretches.

[neutral]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: realgyal</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

So it doesnt matter Jamaica got independent, they are destroying eachother, n the majority of Jamaicans don't realize its a problem having to hide inside from shots or the police n they dont have a problem with ppl trying to backstabb eachother.

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Maybe they are just too ignorant to realise that hiding from gunshots is a problem,......some of them dont even hide from the gunshots,they are so used to them they catch the shots between their teeth,.......when you're prime minister you should stop the practise,make them catch bullet like everyone else.

[Blackstar*]

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So this &quot;candidate&quot; from Sweden thinks they know more about JA than anyone else on here? This thread really is a joke.

[elliz20]

Re: How do I become the next primeminister of Jamaica?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: realgyal</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

The tourism is the base of Jamaicas economy. But some of the people still grudge white people, even tho me or any of my ancestors had anything to do with Jamaicas history. But the rich people in Jamaica understand that and they show much respect. They are very polite and understand how the world works, but I cant say that about all Jamaicans.

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The poor people have no respect,and are very impolite and ignorant,...maybe when you are prime minister you cam put all that right,.....I suggest you put them all in labour camps,the poor ignorant wretches. </div></div>

I see that you could read, Ive done tell u that most of the gully people are nice. most of the Jamaicans try use u but u nah fi let dem.. n Mi done seh Ja ave polite people tho?...U ave hard time understanding what someone else are trying to get across?

Yow xxxxxxx, im done trying be polite to ppl that are trying to diss me, You dont get what Im saying when I talk standard English. So go xxxxx pray dat Jah forgive u, him nah a like the fact that Jamaica doesnt move forward n are destroying eachother, trying to backstabb eachother.

It takes a big man to ask for help, some do n some dont...

[elliz20]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlackStar</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So this &quot;candidate&quot; from Sweden thinks they know more about JA than anyone else on here? This thread really is a joke. </div></div>

I do not think that atall, but some people here thinks that I dont know nothing about Jamaica n Ive answered them long time but they cyan answa what I said so they try seh tings I never said fi get ratings...

[neutral]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: realgyal</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Yow xxxx, im done trying be polite to ppl that are trying to diss me, You dont get what Im saying when I talk standard English. So xxxxxxx n pray dat Jah forgive u, him nah a like </div></div>

Well done,....you're even starting to sound like a jamaican politician,...you're almost ready for office.

[Stormmey]

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Dang realgyal!!

just because peeple don't agree with your point of view is no reason to tell them that jamaican badwud yu jus come outta leff field wid dat badwud so....provided a good laugh for me in the early morn here. Even though yu badwud mek mi spit out me cawfee all ova mi puta

I thought ja.com would have censored out that word though neway carry on me sipping the rest of me cawfee and waiting....yu funny no baxide glad me see the badwud fore the moderata dem blank it out as I find jamaican baswud so hilarious

step back in to say do not tell peeple bout what they can do to their Mother....not nice lts hope you don't do that in jamaica or else you will expire fast.

[Blackstar*]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: realgyal</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">Yow xxxx, im done trying be polite to ppl that are trying to diss me, You dont get what Im saying when I talk standard English. So xxxxxxxx pray dat Jah forgive u, him nah a like </span> </div></div><span style="font-style: italic">Well done,....you're even starting to sound like a jamaican politician,...you're almost ready for office. </span></div></div>I know, right.
What a way to talk about and to one's potential constituents.

[kia027]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlackStar</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So this &quot;candidate&quot; from Sweden thinks they know more about JA than anyone else on here? This thread really is a joke. </div></div>

yep and all give us history lesson too

Jamaican by injection does not make one Jamaican and it is obvious s/he has not learned the culture of Jamaica yet

[kia027]

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Anyway this thread has moved off topic and it is time to close