Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

[Derek]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlackStar</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">But as soon as Patrice arrived in Perth, she sent trusting Mr Gannon, 57, out to buy Pot Noodles. When he returned she grabbed her bags and told him she was going.

Within 20 minutes of arriving through his front door <span style="font-weight: bold">she had flagged down a car and caught a train.</span> He found out she had also run up a £500 bill on his mobile phone.

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Friends met the couple off the plane and they flew to Edinburgh to start their new life together but she told him she didn't want to be with him and when he returned from shopping for her <span style="font-weight: bold">he took her to the railway station.</span> </div></div>
So which is it: she flagged down a car (presumably a taxi) to go to the station or he took her to the station? </div></div>

does it matter really, BlackStar? either way his baxide got left. </div></div>

Maybe he jumped in the car with her to the station - probably insisting that he pays the cab fare for her.

[Blackstar*]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> does it matter really, BlackStar? either way his baxide got left. </div></div>
Yes and it does look like the runaway bride behaved badly, but we only have the husband's side of the story. Also how does Patrice know about Pot Noodles? They have them in JA? Too many little details are off and errors like the one I highlighted lead me to be a bit skeptical of this whole business.

[Magician]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">look like she just wanted to get to england, and wasn't overly concerned about papers and being legal.

<span style="font-weight: bold">or the chow mein just put her off and she decide she couldn't stick it out fi no longer </span> </div></div>

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[sistactry]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">just the thought of sleeping with that old geezer would make me run away </div></div>

dat me did a tink to, sasscrise,

[sistactry]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jah_yout</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He had paid for her dress and hair</div></div>

a so wig get dear? </div></div>

wha, JY, whey u deh, wig can run into the thousands now, wha...a de biggest rip off dat now a days,

likkle more dem haffe go put insurance pan dem

[sistactry]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> lawd, the story a get convoluted. </div></div>

nuh worry ur self man, convoluted a so we like it,

[Wendy]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i wonder if she told him he had to wait until they were married for sex

just the thought of sleeping with that old geezer would make me run away </div></div>

She would have been better off marrying Derek for his big, tantalizing sausage... dat woulda suit har betta dan di Pot Noodles

waaaiiai mi belly a hat mi

[Derek]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">just the thought of sleeping with that old geezer would make me run away </div></div>

dat me did a tink to, sasscrise, </div></div>

You never heard the phrase, 'close your eyes and think of England'?

[Derek]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i wonder if she told him he had to wait until they were married for sex

just the thought of sleeping with that old geezer would make me run away </div></div>

She would have been better off marrying Derek for his big, tantalizing sausage... dat woulda suit har betta dan di Pot Noodles

waaaiiai mi belly a hat mi </div></div>


It is neither big nor tantalising.

[sistactry]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> waaaiiai mi belly a hat mi </div></div>

poor MG, she had no idea her post wudda tek off suh,

unu a de besttttt

[Derek]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlackStar</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Also how does Patrice know about Pot Noodles? They have them in JA?</div></div>


The guy misheard her. She asked him to get some pot and some noodles.

[sistactry]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You never heard the phrase, 'close your eyes and think of England'? </div></div>

no sah, wha it do,

mek ur teelie shible up like u cold, dwl

[sistactry]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BlackStar</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Also how does Patrice know about Pot Noodles? They have them in JA?</div></div>


The guy misheard her. She asked him to get some pot and some noodles. </div></div>

wha u say D, all him hearing gone to,

[Derek]

Re: Jamaican bride dumps new husband 20 MINUTES

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You never heard the phrase, 'close your eyes and think of England'? </div></div>

no sah, wha it do,

mek ur teelie shible up like u cold, dwl </div></div>

Close your eyes and think of England

Meaning

A reference to unwanted sexual intercourse - specifically advice to an unwilling wife when sexually approached by her husband.

Origin

This is recorded in the 1912 journal of Lady Hillingdon:

&quot;When I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, open my legs and think of England.&quot;

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/close-your-eyes-and-think-of-england.html

[sistactry]

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<span style="font-weight: bold">&quot;When I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, open my legs and think of England.&quot; </span>

what a cold ooman,

unless england a de name a joe grine, (a joke me a mek)

dem a did probably inna dem days when some ooman gwaan like dem no like sex, but me no tink a de sex dem never like, but a de geezer, like da one yaa, him look like work instead a fun