Xavier..as an expert ,what say you?

[Tuff Gong]

Re: Xavier..as an expert ,what say you?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY_PeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dis yah tread funny noh baxcova

Mine mi haffi tek out mi Suss Camera pan unu..

Deading @ Peasie and Quodlibet </div></div>

LOL!

[quodlibet]

Re: Xavier..as an expert ,what say you?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Remember the DJ Lyrics:

El Paso a wah so
El Paso mek yu bad soh </div></div> pram pram!

[Tuff Gong]

Re: Xavier..as an expert ,what say you?

<a href="http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20120329/business/business2.htm" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">
<span style="font-weight: bold">Jamaican Patty Gets 'World Ratings'</span></a>

<span style="font-style: italic">Published: Thursday | March 29, 201210</span>



<span style="font-style: italic">JAMAICA's delectable and mouth-watering patty, once a lunch-time staple and now an anytime-of-the-day meal on the go across all socio-economic groups, has had its international rating bumped up on one of the world's most popular websites, askmen.com.</span>

The patty, traditionally a beef pie in a tender and flaky crust, was rated third among the 'World's Most Delicious Street Foods' by Simon Majumdar, askmen.com's dining and drinks correspondent.

An author, food writer and broadcaster, Majumdar has written two best-selling food memoirs, Eat My Globe and Eating For Britain, and contributes to a wide range of newspapers and websites. He is one of the three recurring judges on The Food Network's hit show 'The Next Iron Chef'.

[Peasie]

Re: Xavier..as an expert ,what say you?

patty? served in a brown paper bag?

what next I ask? juice in a plastic bag??

hrrumph

[RichD]

Re: Xavier..as an expert ,what say you?

yuh evah try cheesy patty ?

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yuh evah try cheesy patty ? </div></div>
God will strike you down for such blasphemy

[RichD]

Re: Xavier..as an expert ,what say you?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yuh evah try cheesy patty ? </div></div>
God will strike you down for such blasphemy </div></div>

i don't eat it but i see its popular in Jamaica these days.

now i see my daughter opening her patty a putting cheese in it

[Stormmey]

Re: Xavier..as an expert ,what say you?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Quodlibet</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Rahtid - patty wid knife &amp; fork? dis is some existential tings... blow di whole culinary norms a di worl apart...

so mi can eat gizzada wid knife an fork to? sugar cane wid cinnamon flakes? rum an raisin ice cream wid some asham sprinkles pon top?

di possibilites dem a blow mi mine... </div></div>

But Quod if you are in a restaurant and the patty hot the best way to eat it is with a knife and fork, ennit it?

and talking bout patty the best patty I have ever tasted was some brought to me from Toronto recently from a place name Tinnels (sp) complimenting a boardite on jamaicans.com, am telling you I would fly to Toronto just to buy those patties.

[Peasie]

Re: Xavier..as an expert ,what say you?

I saw my niece and nephew in Jamaica do the same. Opening the patty, adding cheese, lettuce, and condiments. It was not a pretty sight. I was traumatized

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I saw my niece and nephew in Jamaica do the same. Opening the patty, adding cheese, lettuce, and condiments. It was not a pretty sight. I was traumatized </div></div>

did you leave the house immediately?

[Tuff Gong]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I saw my niece and nephew in Jamaica do the same. Opening the patty, adding cheese, lettuce, and condiments. It was not a pretty sight. I was traumatized </div></div>
LOL!

[j-kid]

Re: Xavier..as an expert ,what say you?

Any baddi memba crust?!

[Tuff Gong]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Any baddi memba crust?! </div></div>

Jus tdi Crust?

[Gen]

Re: Xavier..as an expert ,what say you?

yes once in a while i would buy it but mi just end up a buy the full patty and done mi couldnt bother especially if mi did hungry

crust a fi when yuh nuh hungry and just want a snack wid some tea

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Any baddi memba crust?! </div></div>

[Tuff Gong]

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Ode to a Patty

<span style="font-style: italic">TAMARA SCOTT-WILLIAMS
Sunday, April 01, 2012 </span>

My dearest friend Patty, oh how can it be,
That you're not number one, instead, number three?



A most portable food treat they say that you are;

Yet two patties beat you and they come from far.

One Indian Kolkata: stuffed with spice, meat and eggs

One UK pasty, a rutabaga definition it begs

Their ingredients so complicated, all that and more

And they beat you, dear Patty? So simple and pure?

Oh yes, you are basic, but why can't they see?

That there isn't a meal more perfect than thee?

One chicken, one soy, one lobster, one cheese

One callaloo, one veggie-loo, one power patty please.

Your crust is so flaky, so deliciously light

Beneath it, hot and spicy, in every searing bite.

Forget not your friend, cocoa bread for mince loose

And please don't forget to add your favourite box juice.

For less than Joshua and less than a Nanny too

Nourishment can be had for a bills or few

For you we walk foot and come, or Range in and drive

My dear, dear Patty is friend to everyone alive.

Remember Bruce's and Pek's and Patty Palace, eeeh?

Or Tastee, Juicy and Mothers' -- our modern-day three.

We buy them, we eat them, we send them overseas

And they say you're only third? I beg of you, please.

Nothing more than our idea, as usual gone abroad

And they call it their own, well, we say it's fraud.

For no matter what we do, be it run, sing or crime spree

We are always number one, not two, never three.

So in this 50th year, yes they honour you so,

But we still have time, Patty, to tell them how it go

Tell the world that we're number one. Tell the world, from me

When it come to a Patty, nobody should beat we.
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