Have you ever heard a woman say...

[Gen]

Re: Have you ever heard a woman say...

hold on nuh. mek a tell yuh someting. mi see it pan the news last night and a naily dead wid laff

but wah mek mi drap off mi couch is when she couldn't really articulate WHY she walk offa the platform

she seh she "thought" she was still on the platform and that the train was on her side of the platform

mi seh a weak suh till a laff till mi head hat mi

<span style="font-style: italic">she lucky the little boy wasn't hurt</span>

member the lady on her cell phone who walked into the fountain in the mall ? and then shame when people a laff after her ?


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-size: 17pt">Speaking of, &quot;walking and chewing gum at the same time&quot; (multi-tasking):</span>

Video:
http://www.wgrz.com/news/national/articl...n-Subway-Tracks

Shi decide fi blame di subway fi fihar carelessness. \o/ </div></div>

[Nunya]

Re: Have you ever heard a woman say...

Oonuu mean eeh man??? Maybe she near-sighted, or she have a problem wid depth perception...

When I saw this morning, mi heart stop, sake a de baby... cause not ongle did she mek a sudden drop, she drop pon de pickney

[mountaingal]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oonuu mean eeh man??? Maybe she near-sighted, or she have a problem wid depth perception...

When I saw this morning, mi heart stop, sake a de baby... cause not ongle did she mek a sudden drop, she drop pon de pickney </div></div>
i think the baby fly outta har hand

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R_C</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why does it seem that men struggle with multitasking? </div></div>

No we don't. Most men can watch football, drink beer and fart at the same time. </div></div>

Thank you!

So what else y'all discussed at the men's caucus? Because I know you had to get together as a group to push this &quot;one thing at a time&quot; propaganda out worldwide.

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oonuu mean eeh man??? Maybe she near-sighted, or she have a problem wid depth perception...

When I saw this morning, mi heart stop, sake a de baby... cause not ongle did she mek a sudden drop, she drop pon de pickney </div></div>

i had to come back to watch Jkid's link. Y'all are horrible lol. That could be another thread in itself why people find it so funny when somebody bust their baxide.

Glad they're ok because that drop with baby in tow did not look good. She looks like she was just zoned out though and not paying attention.

[R_C]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R_C</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why does it seem that men struggle with multitasking? </div></div>

No we don't. Most men can watch football, drink beer and fart at the same time. </div></div>

Thank you!

So what else y'all discussed at the men's caucus? Because I know you had to get together as a group to push this &quot;one thing at a time&quot; propaganda out worldwide. </div></div>

We had break out sessions and reconvened for a plenary meeting. There was a floor vote and general agreement on an action plan for those times when we are cornered about some damn thing that we failed to do. The plan goes like this:

&quot;I'm so sorry. It's my fault. It will never happen again&quot;
&quot;Now where is the rahtid remote ?&quot;

[Gen]

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i didn't even know she had a kid with her until the end of the news report. i thought she was on her phone

i thought she was on drugs or something why she just didn't see what she was doing. mi seh no baba. mi was just puzzled. everybody stand up and she alone a walk off the edge


that one where the baby in stroller rolled off the platform that time was scary though :

[CeaBee]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm so sorry. It's my fault. It will never happen again&quot;</div></div>

[Tulip]

Re: Have you ever heard a woman say...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R_C</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thank you!

So what else y'all discussed at the men's caucus? Because I know you had to get together as a group to push this &quot;one thing at a time&quot; propaganda out worldwide. </div></div>

We had break out sessions and reconvened for a plenary meeting. There was a floor vote and general agreement on an action plan for those times when we are cornered about some damn thing that we failed to do. The plan goes like this:

&quot;I'm so sorry. It's my fault. It will never happen again&quot;
&quot;Now where is the rahtid remote ?&quot;
</div></div>

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i didn't even know she had a kid with her until the end of the news report. i thought she was on her phone

i thought she was on drugs or something why she just didn't see what she was doing. mi seh no baba. mi was just puzzled. everybody stand up and she alone a walk off the edge


that one where the baby in stroller rolled off the platform that time was scary though : </div></div>

I don't remember that one but it sounds awful. It's bad enough to fall but even worse to fall while strapped into a contraption.

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm so sorry. It's my fault. It will never happen again&quot;</div></div>

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Hold on CB. Let's not rush to judgment.

You know some of our sistren are powder kegs. Dealing with their endless self-manufactured brush fires has got to be a full time job. :I have to support this for the good of friends, family, and the community.

[CeaBee]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm so sorry. It's my fault. It will never happen again&quot;</div></div>

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Hold on CB. Let's not rush to judgment.

You know some of our sistren are powder kegs. Dealing with their endless self-manufactured brush fires has got to be a full time job. :I have to support this for the good of friends, family, and the community. </div></div>

that statement just sound very familiar ..now me getting to understand what it really mean

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
that statement just sound very familiar ..now me getting to understand what it really mean </div></div>



CB, I never would have taken you for a pyromaniac. Please shake your husband's hand for me and tell him good job! See, it works. He's got the situation contained.