:bawlout:

[Tropicana]

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That is not the impression my cousin gave me...that is why I asked my Dad to go and check up on them. My cousin said a lickle Adventist man used to come check 'ar every Saturday when he came into town fe church.

What a sinting!!

I said to my Dad...make them stop make them stop!! I was totally shocked that mi granny would be behaving like that de way she did gwan prudish. Not a good example for de grand pickney dem.

I only told my Mom about this recently and she was



that we would have tried fe ketch dem.

[Tropicana]

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Okay Dahjah...what would you suggest I remove from the list.

- born again Christian with high moral standards in line with mine
- well established career
- financially stable
- similar interests


plus

<span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">no</span></span>

lounging around the house and garden in marina, earrings, tattoos baseball caps with logos for beer companies, kangal hats, red, green and gold belts, gold chains, shaved heads, heavy after shave like the Iranians bathe in, profanity, smoking, excessive drinking, ganja use, and consumer of pornography and other smut.

[Emperah]

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mi wi come fix up yuh liss eena likkle bit.
Mi cyan si yuh problem now

mi gawn back outside fi finish wah mi a duh

[Tropicana]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pawt_Two</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi wi come fix up yuh liss eena likkle bit.
Mi cyan si yuh problem now

mi gawn back outside fi finish wah mi a duh </div></div>

[Emperah]

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tell mi supm fuss, do you drink at all?
Like a glass ar two a wine, a shot a rum, anyting?

[Tropicana]

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OH I forgot that on the list....

...must not consume excessive amounts of alcohol

I rarely drink.

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OH I forgot that on the list....

...must not consume excessive amounts of alcohol

I rarely drink. </div></div>

what is excessive?

[evanovitch]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My mom has a suitor already. Daddy passed away almost 5 years ago. This week a Jamaican man come and check her. Im did ask if she was &quot;seeing anyone&quot;. He wants to take her out. At this rate, she will be re-married before me.


</div></div>

Lock down any inheritance n low har har fun...she brought u up n Jah know u stump ME at times so mi no tink UR Mom wi go off the reservation in behaviour...

[Cultcha]

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Criminal record?

Tattoos/piercings?

Ganja smoker?

[Wahalla]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OH I forgot that on the list....

...must not consume excessive amounts of alcohol

I rarely drink. </div></div>

what is excessive? </div></div>

Italian quantities of alcohol is too little however if u... (Dinner accompanied by an aperative, three to six glasses of wine and a liqour with desert followed by a sweet limoncelo) ...

if u have ur breakfast cereal with beer.....

[Gen]

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limoncello

[Wahalla]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KF_Milo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Criminal record?

Tattoos/piercings?

Ganja smoker? </div></div>

Must always agree with opnion..
Must subscribe to definition of christianity
Must not wear marina
Must not play domino
Must be prepared to sub mit to monthly lie detector tests....
On saturday no all day golf, football, rugby with the boys...
No boys weekends
Must never ever spend a week day night with the boys
No poker nights
Must pay for all dinners from the first date...
Must pay for all dates, no matter what
No sex until marriage
No marriage till ten year probation is complete
Must never forget a single birth day or aniversary in that time
Must put the tiolet seat up
No pub visits
No cow cod sessions
Must like belly dancing but not pole dancing.....

Any deviation from this set he will be accused of morphing into a frog and immidately dumped...

[RichD]

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so yuh know anybody like dat?

[Wahalla]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

so yuh know anybody like dat? </div></div>

beer in cereal is a Scottish definition of too much alcohol...

(just like u get ur soup out of a can is an insult! in the highlands!)

The Italian alcohol consumption was my average daily evening intake when I worked in Italy...And I was considered a teetotaler.... We always ended up in a bar where the bar man insist on making us Irish coffees... (we taught him how and he was so chuffed....he practiced on us!)

[Wahalla]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">limoncello </div></div>

I am a fan of Grappa..... to end the evening.. But have u tried Fragolini ? It is a strawberry version of Limoncello....