"Do you know why I pulled you over"

[R_C]

i got pulled over,,walks up to the window and asks if i know how fast i was going no officer,,why dont you tell me?
f*&^%r --i got a good mind to write you a ticket...go ahead,,but seeing as you pulled me over,,and YOU suppose to know how fast i was going,,,why dont you make it for going 100 over...jackazz...

"Weh yuh noh goh look teef bwoy ?" always works for me.

[Peasie]

"Weh yuh noh goh look teef bwoy ?" always works for me.

[CeaBee]

what is 'twerking'?

vigorous shaking of the posterior

kia mek me google it yesterday...is her new thing i hear

(lots of videos on youtube ..but i not sure if that's a good or bad thing )

[Gen]

"Weh yuh noh goh look teef bwoy ?" always works for me.

[WitchyOoman]

How did you make bail?

ah so mi did wonda -- tonks fi'askin ee, Peasie

Inna NJ dat would get u at least wan lick upside u head, mebbe chree AN DEN him gi'u wan ticket fi di sintin u did an wan odda fi'sintin else him tink up... and mebbe a t'ird ticket jess fi good measure - like u tail light out (him mek sure it out wid him baton befare him write dat ticket)! Nuh mess wid NJ Statey dem!! Dem mean laka stray dog inna alley dat nuh eat fi'days an yuh juss tek 'wey him bone.

[WitchyOoman]

"Weh yuh noh goh look teef bwoy ?" always works for me.

Ah backa police cyaar yuh like, den, rollin calf, man?

Whe' it dutty, smelly, and smaddy juss puke up dere befare dem put yu in ee? *shudder*