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Re: ILP is speechless
Lawd oonu can carryon bad [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] Oonu neva hear daht “Patience is a virtue?” Ahn di name calling will not work eidah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]
OK, mek wi continue... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]
So Friend Fam Time a steady clear har throat ahn a talk soft. Suh mi dun har about what could be di matter until she seh, “ILP, Major Gulla Man (daht is what mi gwine call di husband) has been great. Girl he has been wearin’ me out.” Suh mi is like, what wrang wid daht? Nuh das ah good ting fi be tyad fram too much adult naps [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img][img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] Suh mi seh, ”Friend Fram Time, wah wrang wid im punishin you nether region, especially since im juss come home fram ova a year now?” She seh, “Well that’s just it. He’s been snackin’ down there. He’s been doin it A LOT.
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] :shock: YES oonu read carrack, Major Gulla ah nyam out di Tickah Bush [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/hungry.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]
faint weh... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Suh mi seh, "Friend Fram Time, wah wrang wid daht? You nuh like daht? You lucky im want fi do daht fi you." Cah most man will dead fi hungry before dem nyam daht. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] She seh, "Ohhh mmmmyyyyy God, ILP, that's just it. He is great! I actually went over the edge last night when he went snackin'" Mek note daht mi juss get digusted wid di TMI...mi gwine tell har fi stop wid all di details dem....
OK, mi gwine go eat lunch right quick, but mi promise fi come back.
Lawd oonu can carryon bad [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] Oonu neva hear daht “Patience is a virtue?” Ahn di name calling will not work eidah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]
OK, mek wi continue... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]
So Friend Fam Time a steady clear har throat ahn a talk soft. Suh mi dun har about what could be di matter until she seh, “ILP, Major Gulla Man (daht is what mi gwine call di husband) has been great. Girl he has been wearin’ me out.” Suh mi is like, what wrang wid daht? Nuh das ah good ting fi be tyad fram too much adult naps [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img][img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] Suh mi seh, ”Friend Fram Time, wah wrang wid im punishin you nether region, especially since im juss come home fram ova a year now?” She seh, “Well that’s just it. He’s been snackin’ down there. He’s been doin it A LOT.
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] :shock: YES oonu read carrack, Major Gulla ah nyam out di Tickah Bush [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/hungry.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]faint weh... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Suh mi seh, "Friend Fram Time, wah wrang wid daht? You nuh like daht? You lucky im want fi do daht fi you." Cah most man will dead fi hungry before dem nyam daht. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] She seh, "Ohhh mmmmyyyyy God, ILP, that's just it. He is great! I actually went over the edge last night when he went snackin'" Mek note daht mi juss get digusted wid di TMI...mi gwine tell har fi stop wid all di details dem....
OK, mi gwine go eat lunch right quick, but mi promise fi come back.
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