WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

[Capitall]

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Well .. well .. a suh lang mi nuh cum bout yah .. Jazzy mi jus hav 2 questian fi awkse ..

1a) wah mek u luv wear heels suh? is it fi mek u look tall? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

1b) yu like shawt man?

1c) shawt man evva tek set pan yu yet?

1d) yu prefa bald hed big bak man or niah hed tuff heel iley man or sawf han, sweet bwaay wid a touch a hair?

1e) yu prefa skirt/dress ova pants? wah mek?

1f) yu lotion man?

1g) wah yu wuddan do if yu man seh suddenly dat im tiad a yu?

1h) u have anywan inna yu life dat yu wuddan do ANYTING fah .. ? who dat? and wah mek?

2a) u like to mek yeye cantak wen yu a chat to mi .. umm mi mean peeps? and wah mek?

2b) y u stil bogle wen u dance?

2c) did u kno dat nat even Bogle imself bogle nuh more?

2d) wich boad man u meet areddy dat weneva yu si dem u always haffi look pan dem ova an ova? an nuh lie needa

2e) is it choo dat shawt oomans nuh like shawt man?

2f) wah mek yu tap moderate? yu fraid a di crichowl dem?

2g) yu wuddan tek up bruk packet man?

2h) u wuddan try compete wid anedda ooman fi di man a u dreams? wah mek?

[esp]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

Hey Jazzy..it's me again?

Do you like romance novels?

Do you know Mile Gully? (it's a district about 25 mintues from Mandeville)

Have you ever been to a reggae show in Brooks Park?

What is the best thing that someone did for you?

What is the best thing you've done for somebody?

What makes you happy?

How many neices and nephews do you have?

What is the most successful thing you have ever accomplished?

[Jazz]

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Originally posted by Esrand2:
Thanks Jaz I still think you and Jackie1 are the same person, funny. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Esrand yuh funny - mi nuh mad like mad jackie please nuh put mi inna dat category [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

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Originally posted by Ctry:
Jazz, me have one question, u say u wudda move back to jam if u win de lotto,

- where in jamaica would u live??? PRobly Montego Bay - cause i need to be near the beach

[chickie]

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what movie made you laff nuff nuff ?

which one mek yuh cry ?

likle how yuh likkle so how yuh stan up to people weh a try tek advatage ayuh chru yuh size bet yuh seh a har mout she use

yuh sound like a ooman af values suppose Dan bring home wan gang banga as har husband how yuh woulda deal wid dat?

[SandiF]

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More questions for the Jazz one....

1) Are you as jazzy as your moniker imply

2) As a mother, where do you see your daughter 20 yrs from now?

3) What's the most suitable advice you'll give your daughter when she reaches adulthood and going off on her own?

4) Who's your favourite Jamaican poet?

5) If a world reknown photographer was offering you $50,000 to do a nude photo spread, would you do it?

6) You can climb a tree?

7) You heva stone a guinep tree?

8) Dog heva run yu dung yet?

[Jazz]

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Originally posted by Capitall:
Well .. well .. a suh lang mi nuh cum bout yah .. Jazzy mi jus hav 2 questian fi awkse ..

*BOAL* Cappy ah how fe yhu two question dem so lang!!!

1a) wah mek u luv wear heels suh? is it fi mek u look tall?

yes to mek mi look taller and also it mek mi feel more feminine

1b) yu like shawt man?

I wouldn;t say that i like them particualarly - but if I meet a guy who has everythign else going for him and he happens to be short mi nah mek de height stop mi

1c) shawt man evva tek set pan yu yet?

*BOAL* - wwaiiii - how u know so - islike dem always tek ah set pan mi i guess chroo mi mek dem feel tall *DWL*

1d) yu prefa bald hed big bak man or niah hed tuff heel iley man or sawf han, sweet bwaay wid a touch a hair?

wwaiiiii - yuh ah kill mi tiddeh - mi like any man weh treat mi good

1e) yu prefa skirt/dress ova pants? wah mek?

I prefer dresses or skirts because it make sme feel more feminine

1f) yu lotion man?

mi lotion dem gi dem manicure an pedicure... mi love tek care ah mi man...

1g) wah yu wuddan do if yu man seh suddenly dat im tiad a yu?

lef an go bout mi bizniz - weh u waan mi do?- but i doubt that it would come to that cause mi woulda muss si de signs dem long before dat happen

1h) u have anywan inna yu life dat yu wuddan do ANYTING fah .. ? who dat? and wah mek?

Yes i have 2 - my mother and my daughter - for obvious reasons

2a) u like to mek yeye cantak wen yu a chat to mi .. umm mi mean peeps? and wah mek?

making eye contact is very important to me when talking to you aahmm... ah mean peeps [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] - it projects my sincerity about what i'm saying - it shows that i'm paying attention and it tells me a lot about them

2b) y u stil bogle wen u dance?

cause mi love it!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

2c) did u kno dat nat even Bogle imself bogle nuh more?

*BOAL* - mi nhu bizniz mi ah carry awn de legacy fe im [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

2d) wich boad man u meet areddy dat weneva yu si dem u always haffi look pan dem ova an ova? an nuh lie needa

rambo!! - mi haffe tek de fifth pan dah wan yah

2e) is it choo dat shawt oomans nuh like shawt man?

Well I think you think of your children and yuh nuh waan dem come too shawt so wen dem go ah school pickney tease dem an call dem shawty poopstick... so yuh try get a taller man fe offset your shawtniss

2f) wah mek yu tap moderate? yu fraid a di crichowl dem?
yes dat an mi get too busy ah work - nuh worry dowe Xavier still ah kip mi busy roun ah back deh *lol*

2g) yu wuddan tek up bruk packet man?

mi woulda tek im up if im have de potential to be something more - but if im jus bruk so wid no ambishan fe do nutten den no -mi cyaan deal wid dat

2h) u wuddan try compete wid anedda ooman fi di man a u dreams? wah mek?

no - mi nuh fight ova man - if im ah de man ah mi dreams mi shoulden haffe ah fite ova im

[Jazz]

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Originally posted by Ms. Powell:
Hey Jazzy..it's me again?

Hey Miss ((Pow pow)))

Do you like romance novels?

no babes - i think i may have read one in my entire life

Do you know Mile Gully? (it's a district about 25 mintues from Mandeville)

Sure do - i think i knew a few girls from my school who lived there - why u ask?

Have you ever been to a reggae show in Brooks Park?

yes mi did teef out wan time an go spem weekend wid mi girlfrend and go - das de only way mi coulda reach - mi did cole an mi coulden si a dma ting [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

What is the best thing that someone did for you?

I can;t say here but lets just say that it was above and beyond what i expected as a friend

What is the best thing you've done for somebody?

I can;t say here either

What makes you happy?

many things - i htink I am basically a happy person - but my daughter brings asmile to my face more often than anything else

How many neices and nephews do you have?

wwhooiiii - plenty plenty at last count it was over 40 and I am even a grand aunt

What is the most successful thing you have ever accomplished?

I don;t know - I think surviving on a day to day basis in todays world is an accomplishment in itself... i think I am a person that my parents are proud of and that is an accomplishment in itself - i don;t think I have accomplished anything that will change the world yet [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Capitall]

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and 2 more ...

a) would u cansida ackee & saltfish wid fry breadfruit an cuppla finga a banana a gourmet meal?

b) u luv yu belly?

c) yu nyam nufff nuf?

d) jerk trentan or roas saltfish an yam?

e) yu drink di likka mi intraduce to yu afta since dat day?

f) y u nuh like Pep nor Tuffy?

g) who an yu wuddan mek di besstess boad cupple? and wah mek?

h) yu tink Bar. Papi hav wan crush pan yu? or a jess bline im bline?

i) who yu tink hav wan secret crush pan yu pon di boad yah?

j) wen laas yu air out di chambas? di lock dem change to nuh choo?

k) yu luv yu man more dan im luv yu? or u luv im enuff?

l) yu evva tink bout anedda man wen yua wukk yet? wich man dat?

m) mi getting 2 b 2 faas nuh choo?

n) wah di nicest bash yu been to?

o) who kip di bess wans?

p) any boardite surprised yu afta yu meet dem 4 di fuss time? who dat?

q) wah mek yu luv Wendy suh?

r) wha mek yu nuh like Nunya?

s) bingo .. none or tongs?

t) bess boad cupple wuddan be who and who? an y?

u) yu a wanda y mi a presha yu suh eeh?

v) wah di attributes dat u luv bout a man?

w) c any delivery man come a yu house or job dat mek u knees weak?

x) u preffa wuk inna hot sun or cowl breeze? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

y) u like wen sweat drip pon yu?

z) maximum ile u evva buss in wan trip? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

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Originally posted by chickie:
what movie made you laff nuff nuff ?

aahhh - plenty - but I think FRIDAY is one of the funniest I have ever seen

which one mek yuh cry ?

The color Purple, When Harry met Sally, sleepless in seattle to name afew [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

likle how yuh likkle so how yuh stan up to people weh a try tek advatage ayuh chru yuh size bet yuh seh a har mout she use

yep [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

yuh sound like a ooman af values suppose Dan bring home wan gang banga as har husband how yuh woulda deal wid dat?

She wouldn;t - but if she lost her mind for some reason an they were already married (shudder) I would try to make him feel a part of the family and maybe get him to chnage his ways

[esp]

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jazz:
[qb]

Originally posted by Ms. Powell:
Hey Jazzy..it's me again?

Hey Miss ((Pow pow)))


Do you know Mile Gully? (it's a district about 25 mintues from Mandeville)

Sure do - i think i knew a few girls from my school who lived there - why u ask?


[/qb]

I use to live there..'89-'92...' [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

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Originally posted by SandiF:
More questions for the Jazz one....

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
1) Are you as jazzy as your moniker imply

Yes I am very jazzy!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

2) As a mother, where do you see your daughter 20 yrs from now?

hopefully graduated from an ivy league college and starting on her career - hopefully she nah tink botu marrid yet

3) What's the most suitable advice you'll give your daughter when she reaches adulthood and going off on her own?

If you don't like what you are doing - leave and do what you want to do... treat others with respect

4) Who's your favourite Jamaican poet?

Louise Bennett

5) If a world reknown photographer was offering you $50,000 to do a nude photo spread, would you do it?

wwaiiiii - wat ah question... i'm not sure I would be brave enough to do that - if i could wear a panty and abra maybe - but mi nah skin out [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

6) You can climb a tree?

nuh muss- mi climb tree like monkey

7) You heva stone a guinep tree?

no - dem nevva have none near where mi grow up

8) Dog heva run yu dung yet?

Yes - an dat ah wan ah de scariest tings inna yhulife - wen yuh finsh yuh heart ah beat faas an yuh legs dem feel like jelly!!!

[Jazz]

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SASCRISE!!!! Cappy come fe mad mi [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

mi ah go eat some lunch an wen mi copme back mi ansa yuh questions Cappy... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Jeanie1]

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OMG!!! This is sooo funny many congrats Miss Jazz or should I say Your Highness. Am waiting in anticipation for your answers to the above qwestians. In the meantime I have a few

did I hear you say 150 shoes

What is yr shoe size an do you have a pear a black platfarm boots yuh nuh want weh goh halla de way up to deh thighs [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Come to think of it mi hab one nice likkle purple frack mi a look shoes fi wear wid nex week – do you hab hennytink to match.

Jazz I lurve the way you write – you always make me larwff – the best ever I think for me was the Clique tread – I tell you I was dedding wid lawrff!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Which of the threads you started is your favourite.
Where do you get your inspiration to write the way you do

Ohhh yes one more qwestian Mam

Mi knoa ow yuh lurve feel ups –
who would you moas like to feel up: on the board, in reality, in yr dreams

[Guest]

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no - mi nuh fight ova man - if im ah de man ah mi dreams mi shoulden haffe ah fite ova im

Respect Miss Jazz!