WWBP - Ensome

[Ensomgirl]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Originally posted by LadyZ:
[qb] how yuh juss skip ova my post suh??

Mi sure mi see question mark in deh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [/qb]

Mi jus did figat man. Cho! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Mi affi mek sure ansa dis tuh cawz questian mawk in deh. o/

[Hush Darlin]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Mi come again

1. Do you fart mek Pressa hear?

2. Whats the longest you eva bex wid Pressa for?

3. Which part a Jamaica Pressa come fram

4. How did he get the name Pressa (mi ha waan cousin wey dem call so but a because him foot dem did big mek dem call him dat)

5. Do you get along very well with you madda a law

6. How much you sell one chrismus cake for

7. Do u mail them to people fi dem dey faraway and a pay fa

8. Do walk around naked in the house in front of your kids

9.Would you take a shower/bath with your son

10. Would you invite nunya to your house to spend some time.

11. Do u think that Nunya act crazy in front of her husband like she does here

12. Have you ever been warned or reprimanded (sp) by a moderator on here before if so why

13. What do u like most about Jamaicans.com

14. What you dont like about Jamaicans.com

15. Have you ever met Jazz...if so is her batty really mawga

16.Have you ever smoked a spliff

17. Have you ever gone skinny dipping

18. Do you cry easily

19 Have Pressa ever done anything to you that caused you to cry.

20. How long have you ever been in labour for with both kids.

das all fe now.
Mi will come back later on fe ask u de ress a questian wey mi have fe you [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

1. If u were going to change ur name, what would it be?

2. When is your next trip to Jamaica?

3. What other countries u been to?

4. Would u adopt a child?

5. How many books do you read per month?

6. If you won 1million dollars, what would you do with it?

7. You'd a gimme none?

8. Wahpen to mi cooking lessons yuh pramiss mi?

9. Which paat yuh waan Pressa tek yuh fe de honeymoon?

10. Would u move back to NY?

[Fern]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Mi mumma!!!! Mi naw lie, but some people awn yah fass no rahtid enuh!! Ensome, yu good ma.

Wance upon a time mi was tinking bout submitting mi picture, but afta mi si how dem people yah fass, mi say no bra, mi nat dween it. Dung to wha kinda a drawse yu wear dem a ask yu, dem good mi tell yu. Afta reading dis tread, a could write yu biography.

A ooda say congrats, but bway mi no know.....all mi ago say is betta yu dan mi. **shaking mi head in disbelief**

Anyhoo mi naw go ask yu nuttn cause a tink everyting as been cova by now. Anbelievable!!! o/

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Originally posted by Fern:
[qb] :
Wance upon a time mi was tinking bout submitting mi picture, but afta mi si how dem people yah fass, mi say no bra, mi nat dween it. [/qb]

Tap tell lie. You know ain't nobody ask for your picture [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

(((Fern))))

[Fern]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Originally posted by LadyZ:
[qb]

Originally posted by Fern:
[qb] :
Wance upon a time mi was tinking bout submitting mi picture, but afta mi si how dem people yah fass, mi say no bra, mi nat dween it. [/qb]

Tap tell lie. You know ain't nobody ask for your picture [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

(((Fern)))) [/qb]

Gwey, no badda hug mi up eeda. A have yu know a was dee moas adorable looking pickney, tank yu very much.

Mi still a look fi di picture and a bet yu any money yu naw go gess right.
[img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Originally posted by Fern:
[qb]

Mi still a look fi di picture and a bet yu any money yu naw go gess right.
[img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

as long as annuh pretty pictra, I will be correck [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[mountaingal]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Congrats, Ensome, or maybe I should say condolences, de breeda question demma fling pan yuh...lol!

Anyway,see few from me here...

1. Describe a moment when you felt intensely happy.

2. What would your father need to do to make you consider reestablishing a relationship with him?

3. What things about marriage would you recommend to women who are currently unmarried?

4. What, in your opinion (nat your husband's) is your best physical feature and your best personality trait?

[sistactry]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Originally posted by mountaingal:
Congrats, Ensome, or maybe I should say condolences, de breeda question demma fling pan yuh...lol!

man.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

dem a kill u Ensom.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

but u doing good babes..,

[Ensomgirl]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

From Sweets:

1. Do you fart mek Pressa hear?
Most definitely. Sometimes mi even hole im dung an dweet pon im. Das ow wi show wi love. LOL

2. Whats the longest you eva bex wid Pressa for?
Fram di day mi marrid til now. LOL Mek mi si.. ..Prably bout 3 days.

3. Which part a Jamaica Pressa come fram
Clarendon

4. How did he get the name Pressa (mi ha waan cousin wey dem call so but a because him foot dem did big mek dem call him dat)
Him did sine awn pon di board as Presafut. A tink is fi two reasons: 1)sitten fi duh wid Dulcemina an 2) cawz di man suffa fram lead foot disease wen im a drive. Him always a press im foot pon di gas pedal.

5. Do you get along very well with you madda a law
Fairly well. There's a 40 year age difference. There are times when I have no tolerance for the 'ole people ting'. That's my shortcoming though.

6. How much you sell one chrismus cake for
Depends. Wan day mi really affi guh mek a set price liss.

7. Do u mail them to people fi dem dey faraway and a pay fa
I've never done that. Maybe one day I will. I'll be the next Mrs. Fields. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

8. Do walk around naked in the house in front of your kids
Yup. Now dem a dweet. Mi tiyad fi si dem lilly nakid baddi sometimes. o/

9.Would you take a shower/bath with your son
I've taken showers when he was younger. Now he's 6 so I cut that out. I used to do it in the interest of saving time. I'd bathe him and send him out to his father to be dried and dressed.

10. Would you invite nunya to your house to spend some time.
Fi wha? Shi prably ooda drive mi mad inna 5 mins. No sah.

11. Do u think that Nunya act crazy in front of her husband like she does here
Shi prably ack worse. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

12. Have you ever been warned or reprimanded (sp) by a moderator on here before if so why
Not really. I do remember my first time being edited by Marcia (RIP). Mi did shame suh til.

13. What do u like most about Jamaicans.com
No matter how we fuss an fite we truly are a family. I've met some wonderful people on here. And I look forward to meeting more...excep fi Nunya.

14. What you dont like about Jamaicans.com
Posters weh beat dat blastid dead hawse to a pulp. Also, long winded rambling posts.

15. Have you ever met Jazz...if so is her batty really mawga
Yeah man. Mi meet Jazz whole heap a time. Why yaw ax mi bout Jazz batty? Mi is nat dat kine a gal. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Aldoe wan time mi was jus starting to look dung pon di grung an shi appen fi tun roun an mi ketch site a har batty. A wudden seh it mawga. It's di rite size fi har. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

16.Have you ever smoked a spliff
Back in high school I was 'going' with this guy. He used to do it. So one day I took one puff. Damn near choked myself. Anyways, after the puff (which I didn't inhale) I was waiting for this magical feeling. It never happened so I said to hell with that. Besides it makes me nauseous.

17. Have you ever gone skinny dipping
No sah. Mi nuh able bline nuh fish.

18. Do you cry easily
Sometimes. It all depends on the situation.

19 Have Pressa ever done anything to you that caused you to cry.
Yes.

20. How long have you ever been in labour for with both kids.
My son - 7 hours (?). My daughter - None (C-Section)

[Ensomgirl]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

From BLOZ:

1. If u were going to change ur name, what would it be?
There was a time I wanted to change my first name. Instead of Althea I wanted Alethea.

2. When is your next trip to Jamaica?
I would love to go next year. Speaking of which, len mi a money nuh. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

3. What other countries u been to?
St. Croix, Aruba, Bahamas. Does a brief stop in Puerto Rico count?

4. Would u adopt a child?
Nope!! I'm not raising anything that did not come from my loins. Unoo tap look pon mi suh. Mi ave mi reasons.

5. How many books do you read per month?
2-5.

6. If you won 1million dollars, what would you do with it?
As mi did tell Sweetsop: Tun inna wan even bigga eediat dan mi is areddi. LOL.

Fus meeda pay awf all mi bills. Secure some funds for my kids future. Secure some for my husband's and my future. Take care of my two sisters. An den wid di money weh left meeda guh pon wan helluva shappin spree. Meeda travel all ova di place. Meeda deh a every bashment. Di possibilities are endless. LOL

7. You'd a gimme none?
Meeda gi yuh $20.

8. Wahpen to mi cooking lessons yuh pramiss mi?
Wen yuh gimme di fee yuh wi get ie.

9. Which paat yuh waan Pressa tek yuh fe de honeymoon?
Maybe Hawaii. Mi wenna try tink a someweh weh im neva guh before. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] Dis way wi can discova di place togedda.

10. Would u move back to NY?
Yes...wen dem tap get winta. Mi cyaan si miself a luggo luggo wid two pickney inna di snow.

[Ensomgirl]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Originally posted by Fern:
[qb] Mi mumma!!!! Mi naw lie, but some people awn yah fass no rahtid enuh!! Ensome, yu good ma. [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] All yuh affi duh is mek up di ansa dem.

[Ensomgirl]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

From Mountaingal:

1. Describe a moment when you felt intensely happy.
I'd say rolling around on the floor with my two kids and my husband.

2. What would your father need to do to make you consider reestablishing a relationship with him?
I don't really know. Maybe he could reach out this time.

3. What things about marriage would you recommend to women who are currently unmarried?
That's a good question. You're really making me think. Let's see. I would say the companionship. Having someone there to lean on. To laugh with.

4. What, in your opinion (nat your husband's) is your best physical feature and your best personality trait?
again. Physical feature is probably my eyes. Personality trait - being friendly to everyone. Or at least try to be.

[Guest]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

Evening Ensome...I think that it's so wrong that you're being asked so many questions. Never have I seen such a faas set a people.

Exercising fingers and stretching

1. What is your all-time favourite novel?

2. If you were starring in a movie and you had your choice of who the lead male actor would be, who would you pick?

3. I was shopping in mall today and noticed thongs for children. Would you buy them for Sam?

4. Your kids are fighting over an item. You cannot determine who it belongs to as they both claim it. What would you do?

5. While doing Pressa's laundry, you notice a phone number with no name but beautifully handwritten. What would you do?

6. Pressa forgets his cell phone. It rings. Would you answer it?

7. It's a female. What would you say to her?

8. Who does the dishes/pack the dish washer on a regular basis?

9. Do you spend Saturdays ironing?

10. How often do you go to the beach?

11. Do you yell at the visiting elderly Canadians?

12. The new girl at your local west indian/Jamaican food store mistakenly gave you back too much change. What would you do?

13. You go to the ATM/bank machine just as an elderly gentleman who pulled up in a Lexus Jeep finished his banking. He left all the cash that he withdrew. What would you do?

14. You found out that Pepper and Bim are secretly seeing each other. Would you send me a PM or start a post? Hoping she'll start a post

15. Do you regret agreeing to be a WWBP? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Hush Darlin]

Re: WWBP - Ensome

tenk you Ensome fe answa mi couple questians above but mi still jus 1 ar 2 more

1. Would you like to meet me...you can sey no...mi nah bex wid you enno.

2. If Pressa eva cheated on you how would you hangle it

3. How are you enjoying your time in thde hat seat

4. Which questions you would rather we did not ask you

5. Do u read my Suss Reports/if so so u enjoy them

6. What are you gonna get Pressa for Christmas

7. What do u think Pressa is gonna give you

8. Are you hosting Christmus dinner dis year/ can I come..... mi nyam nuff

9. Do u love dumplin?/ if so how much you can eat at one time

10. Do u like pets

11. Have you ever been bitten by a dog

12. If you happen to see nunya right now what would you say to her or do to her...would you hug her?

13. Do u keep secrets from Pressa

14. Do you take vitamin supplement / if so what kind

15. How would you handle if your son should join the army when he grows up and he be sent to a place like Iraq

16. You sey u like wearing high heels suppose one day u walked in the classroom and fell down in front of the kids what would you do

17. How would you handle a student cussing you out and telling you all kind of nasty werds

18. Do u have call waiting or your phone

19. Do u have dialup or cable or dsl internet connections

20. Would you say that you are adicted to Jamaicans.com

gwaan answer dem dey fimmi
mi still ha more but mi noh waan ask you dem all at once...zeen