Wrong Number

[Nunya]

*sigh* I am not feeling well and as a result I am not in the best of moods. David left this morning, peeved, cause when he leant over for a kiss, mi push im whe... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

So not too long ago the phone rings. I was going to just let it go to call answer, but I decided to answer it, thinking it may be my sweetie and that I could apologize...

It was a wrong number and the conversation went like this:

Caller: May I speak with Cheryl.
Me: I am sorry you have the wrong number.

Caller: What the blank are you talking about? Let me talk to that *itch!
Me: *kissteet* There is no Cheryl at this number!

Caller: Listen you dumb *itch, I want to talk to Cheryl and I want to talk her now!
Me: No you listen, you stupid **ick, Cheryl don't want your blotchy pimply s___ smeared ***! So stop calling her and go bathe! And while you're at it, floss!!!!

Caller: Is this 416-123-4567?
Me: What do you think you ____ing idiot? *click*...


I think I am going back to bed [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[BoundBrook]

Re: Wrong Number

(((((((Nunya))))))))

[neutral]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by Nunya:
[QB] *sigh* I am not feeling well and as a result I am not in the best of moods. David left this morning, peeved, cause when he leant over for a kiss, mi push im whe... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

So not too long ago the phone rings. I was going to just let it go to call answer, but I decided to answer it, thinking it may be my sweetie and that I could apologize...

It was a wrong number and the conversation went like this:

Caller: May I speak with Cheryl.
Me: I am sorry you have the wrong number.

Caller: What the blank are you talking about? Let me talk to that *itch!
Me: *kissteet* There is no Cheryl at this number!

Caller: Listen you dumb *itch, I want to talk to Cheryl and I want to talk her now!
Me: No you listen, you stupid **ick, Cheryl don't want your blotchy pimply s___ smeared ***! So stop calling her and go bathe! And while you're at it, floss!!!!

Caller: Is this 416-123-4567?
Me: What do you think you ____ing idiot? *click*...

that david huh!!! always spicing things up [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

Re: Wrong Number

hush yaa me fren, ((((((((((Nunya)))))))))))))

hope de eediat no call back so u can get some rest...and feel better fe when mr d come home tonight u put it on pon him.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

hear yaa now....wha day me call a get a wrong number, and girl, breha man nuh waan keep up argument wid me, bout him love me vize, iiiee sah, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[chickie]

Re: Wrong Number

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Nunya dem wrong # people always p.... me di hell off [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

yuh have wan man weh always a call me cell phone and ausk fi Karene nuh matta how much time me tell him seh a wrong # him still call lass time him call me tell him seh she dis gawn dung di road [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Wrong Number

~lol~

neutral: yuh bathy!

Ctry: braman hearing aid did want a good clean... bout im like yuh vize... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Chickie: A same so mi sista stay - anybady call har cell, she gi dem tory... ~lol~

[sistactry]

Re: Wrong Number

den chickie, dat naa guh juss mek de man keep calling back, duhhh, u nuh shudda tell him say she gone a farrin or country and naa come back.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

Re: Wrong Number

guwhey gyal, a jellus u jellus, u nuh have fe me sexy vize, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by CtryOoman:
[qb] den chickie, dat naa guh juss mek de man keep calling back, duhhh, u nuh shudda tell him say she gone a farrin or country and naa come back.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

BOAL! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] A dat mi sista did tell de smaddy! ~lol~ Oonuu wrang eno... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Queen]

Re: Wrong Number

At my former residence I use to get calls from people placing orders from the Indian Restaurant in our community; our numbers were similiar and they transposed them...anyway, mi use to get so annoyed at these dinner calls roun 7pm and sometimes later.

One evening I got a call around 9 p.m. mi tell di man seh wrong number, couple minutes later, him call back, mi just tek him order and tell it will be ready in 15 minutes

[sistactry]

Re: Wrong Number

u know say one time smaddy call me job a long time ago, and left a message fe me fe call a number, when me call de number a did de city morgue.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

when me find out a one a me friend a joke around...., :verymad: me say some ppl sense a humor

[esp]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by Queen:
[qb]
One evening I got a call around 9 p.m. mi tell di man seh wrong number, couple minutes later, him call back, mi just tek him order and tell it will be ready in 15 minutes [/qb]

Queen yuh betta guh seh ten hail Mary fi dat! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[esp]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by CtryOoman:
[qb] u know say one time smaddy call me job a long time ago, and left a message fe me fe call a number, when me call de number a did de city morgue.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

when me find out a one a me friend a joke around...., :verymad: me say some ppl sense a humor [/qb]

CTRY mi havi laff [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by Queen:
[qb] At my former residence I use to get calls from people placing orders from the Indian Restaurant in our community; our numbers were similiar and they transposed them...anyway, mi use to get so annoyed at these dinner calls roun 7pm and sometimes later.

One evening I got a call around 9 p.m. mi tell di man seh wrong number, couple minutes later, him call back, mi just tek him order and tell it will be ready in 15 minutes [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] queen,the same thing used to happen to me at a former residence...people phoning up to place an order,apparently the number was a couple digits similar to the local chinese take away.
the amount of orders I used to take just for fun is a shame [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
I would be like..."so do you want fries with the crispy duck" [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: Wrong Number

double