Wrong Number

[Kumtecky]

Re: Wrong Number

DWL pon all a oono [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[chickie]

Re: Wrong Number

and di wuss pawt bout it him vice soun like a prison him deh a tief wan call

him call wan next day and she ansa again

him: me can talk to marcus
she : marcus nuh deh yah

him: a who dis ?
she: a marcus bredda dis

him: bredda ... a weh yuh did day me nay know seh marcu have bredda
she: me juss cum from prison [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

him: eh fi wah
she : a yute dis me an me deal wid him ...yo big man wah yuh wnat

him: marcus pramise me a wuk
she: eh marcus deh a farin .... me have wuk can gi yuh doah

him: wah kinda wuk dat
she: yuh can fyah gun

[Nunya]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by CtryOoman:
[qb] Nunya...unu like waste ppl money, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[/qb]

A wha do dis yah rhatid mad ooman now doah sah??? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Can smaddy put har back eena de white room??? Tonks. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Wrong Number

OMG! chickie lie gwine choke yuh! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by chickie:

him: wah kinda wuk dat
she: yuh can fyah gun [/QB]

chickie,yu a kill mi een yah
[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by Nunya:
[qb] A wha do dis yah rhatid mad ooman now doah sah??? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Can smaddy put har back eena de white room??? Tonks. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/qb]

a u and u husband mad....imagine u sister deh call from way a Florida and a way a Canada u deh, and u naa waste har money... ***kissteeth***

[chickie]

Re: Wrong Number

me nah tell nuh lie .... a stalka we call him as as me hear him vice me gi har di phone caw she know how fi hangle him [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

wan next time him call

him: ello
she: yo weh di *^&*(&( yuh nuh tap call yah

him: yuh cyan tell me dat
she: watch me and yuh &%^$&(*) me know exactly weh yuh deh look ouuta yuh gate inna 2 minutes and see if gunshot nuh reach yuh

him hang up fasta dan lightening [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[annshan2]

Re: Wrong Number

chickie yu a go kill me mi a lagh so till mi a fart up mi self [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[chickie]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by CtryOoman:
[qb]

Originally posted by Nunya:
[qb] A wha do dis yah rhatid mad ooman now doah sah??? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Can smaddy put har back eena de white room??? Tonks. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/qb]

a u and u husband mad....imagine u sister deh call from way a Florida and a way a Canada u deh, and u naa waste har money... ***kissteeth*** [/qb]

me dweet all di while specially pon me cell phone inna me moas crusty sketel vice

ellllaaawwwwww [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Queen]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by J-kid:
[qb] Yeah Neut, it becomes real embarrasing wen yuh find out sey ah yuh mother or yuh wife's church Pastor! [/qb]

Speaking of Pastor, one day dankey years ago when mi did young and neva have much fi duh at work, mi decide to put on one sexy phone voice to see how people would respond [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] so hear mi pick up the phone:

"Good afternoon, Capital Group, this is Queen, how may I help you?" sounding very airy and sultry...when di vice spoketh, noh mi pastor [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] ah shame, ah shame, ah shame so til [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] mi did juss waan di grung opin up and swallow me; I don't think he caught on though, eida dat ar di vice neva did sexy, ah tink he thought, I was just very speaky spoky. *whew!*

[j-kid]

Re: Wrong Number

Chickie, dah last wan deh naily mek mi get fired from mi job, mi ah laugh soh hard! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[chickie]

Re: Wrong Number

a juss cho me cyan memba some a dem caw him call so dyam often .... me tink a sumaddy me know a frig wid me doah [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[j-kid]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by chickie:
[qb] a juss cho me cyan memba some a dem caw him call so dyam often .... me tink a sumaddy me know a frig wid me doah [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

Next time him call yuh sista fi ask him if shi caa come ova fi ah quickie' an si whe him sey?
[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

Re: Wrong Number

unu did hear de joke wha Derek did put up one time, now dat was de bestess wrang number me ever did hear...a too bad a so much ***** inna it, dem did haffe tek it off, u memba it Queen, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

#1: can i speak to kissmeraaa
#2: wha u juss say a while ago

#1: repeat it,
#2: smaddy can name kissmeraaa,

den a deh suh it get sweet, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

unu haffe have speakers fe hear it, anybody want it pm me, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] a promise u fe laaf till u weak, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Queen]

Re: Wrong Number

oh yes CTRY, mi remember that one. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]