Wrong Number

[Nunya]

Re: Wrong Number

De whola oonuu a kill mi! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Mi feel like crap but a pere yeyewata a run dung mi face sake a oonuu bunch a liad ~lol~ [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Dis girl call mi fren house an ask fi Tony.
Mi fren bwoyfren ansa de phone an den pass it to mi fren.

De gal: Hey *itch what are you doing with my man?
Mi fren: Wha..??!

De gal: I know he's there! What? You don't have call display? Huh? He didn't know I was calling? That's caused I blocked my number! What! You up there ____ my man! I gone give him supm to give you, supm to rot your (the dreaded 'c' word) out!

Mi fren: Oh yeah? Well did he tell you that he got tested HIV+ yesterday? And since I'm already positive, it aint nutin but a small thing. Hello? Hello???? Yoohoo???

[chickie]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by J-kid:
[qb]

Originally posted by chickie:
[qb] a juss cho me cyan memba some a dem caw him call so dyam often .... me tink a sumaddy me know a frig wid me doah [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

Next time him call yuh sista fi ask him if shi caa come ova fi ah quickie' an si whe him sey?
[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

inna har man vice doah [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

Re: Wrong Number

lawd gad, unu play ruff sah.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[chickie]

Re: Wrong Number

waaaaaiiieeeeeeeee [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Nunya dat one tek di cake and di icing

[neutral]

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one time mi did split up from this girl,..an nex ting mi fren come tell mi seh him sight her wid a nex man,an how mi mek de girl diss mi so...mi shouldah phone har an tell har bout har warra warra it,cos it only a few days since de split.

so right desso mi phone har up...as soon as mi seh "a me"...mi ongle hear *click**.....so choo mi no want mi fren fe know seh mi get diss some more...is a good five minutes me deh pon de phone a kip up "conversation"..all a ansah back a tell har seh mi know mi is de best man shi evah have [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] ...all now de man no know seh de ooman puddung phone pon mi long long time..an mi a chat to miself [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[chickie]

Re: Wrong Number

me memba one time one woman call

she : hello... did you call dis #
me : which # dat

she: 9222222
me: nah

she: well I came home and *69 and this is the # that I got
me : yuh have money a waste phone call fi ask people ish ehhh

Click me hang up ...rhatid she call me back

me: hello
she: hello ( meanwhile me hear har inna di back grung a seh Mark ... cum cum tell me who is dis gyal caw she call yah and me know seh a yuh she call fah ...cum)

by dem time yah she well irate .. so me deh pon di phone a laff har to scawn .... den seh to har .. yuh a Mark a too rassssssssss arse [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

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ooohhh mi stomach ~~~~waaiiiiiiieeeee~~~~ [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] neutral, mi did knoa say yuh elevata nayin go all de way up eno, but dang [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Hey Chickie, yuh knoa say dat happen to mi to? yeah, people call mi back an tell mi say dem si mi numba pan dem phone... so, what was it I wanted? ~lol~

Depends pan mi mood how mi wi ansa doah... caw mi no awful like yuh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

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waaiiieeeee, unu is a ******** bunch a eediats de whole a unu.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Nuetral, me shudden expect nuh betta from u still and u Chickie u fe tek time man, and be a little more understanding towards your female counterparts.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] ~~~wwwaaaaiiiiee~~~ unu awful sah.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[tuffstuff]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by CtryOoman:
[qb] unu did hear de joke wha Derek did put up one time, now dat was de bestess wrang number me ever did hear...a too bad a so much ***** inna it, dem did haffe tek it off, u memba it Queen, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

#1: can i speak to kissmeraaa
#2: wha u juss say a while ago

#1: repeat it,
#2: smaddy can name kissmeraaa,

den a deh suh it get sweet, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

unu haffe have speakers fe hear it, anybody want it pm me, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] a promise u fe laaf till u weak, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

Da call deh wickid [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[chickie]

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no sah Ctry dem pis** me off man ..... weh di baxide yuh a cum in from wuk 5:30p.m and a star # weh call yuh yaad from 9am fah????? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] ehhh dem deserve a tracing man [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

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fe real Tuffs....me laaf so till, me cudden talk, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] caaa fuss off, it sound so real.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] iiiiiee sahh

[Nunya]

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Den mi affi ask yuh fi sen mi de link?? cha...

[sistactry]

Re: Wrong Number

me know me dear me know...some a dem ooman yaa too dyaamm fool, but u tink a ooman alone, one time one man nuh call me house over and over caa him see my number inna him caller id, me say a musse mistake me sarry, de man nuh tap question me bout wha mek me call him house, me jess hang up de phone pon him,

[esp]

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aye sah! Chickie yuh fi tap ie nuh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Unu ah kill mi to rakka! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Queen]

Re: Wrong Number

Chikeeta, yuh wickid [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]