Wrong Number

[sistactry]

Re: Wrong Number

do u want fries wid ur crispy duck, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

u wrang sah, dem shudda tump u thru de phone.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by Queen:
[qb] At my former residence I use to get calls from people placing orders from the Indian Restaurant in our community; our numbers were similiar and they transposed them...anyway, mi use to get so annoyed at these dinner calls roun 7pm and sometimes later.

One evening I got a call around 9 p.m. mi tell di man seh wrong number, couple minutes later, him call back, mi just tek him order and tell it will be ready in 15 minutes [/qb]

Wickid ack mi a tell yuh! Wickid! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Queen]

Re: Wrong Number

waiie [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] fries with the crispy duck, DWL!!!

I always wondered what happened when he went to pick up his food though.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: Wrong Number

one nex time dis pervert start making phone calls to wifey,every time shi ansah de phone him start him heavy breathing.......so wi plan fe him ,de nex time him phone wifey said har customary "hello" an slowly pass de phone to me...waan piece a heavy breathing a come dung de phone

hear me in mi most effiminate voice.."hello big boy"!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

unnu nevah hear a *click* happen fastah [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
woiieeee!!!!

[chickie]

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yuh have a next bredda weh nuh tap me yaad to a ask fi all diffrant smaddy [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

him: yea mek me talk to marcus nuh
me: him nuh deh ere a who dis

him: a who yuh
me : a him baby mada dis weh yuh wan marcus fah?

him: him have some money fi me
me: well him run off an gan a farrin yuh a 3 month now me nuh hear from him

[Nunya]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by neutral:
[qb]I would be like..."so do you want fries with the crispy duck" [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

Fries???!!! An dem neva twig dat??? ~lol~

David had this thing of answering the phone: (in a nasal voice) "Wong's Chinese Laundry?"

aye...

Yuh know how much people when dem hear dat jus hang up de phone???

Mi sista call from Florida bout 6 times an everytime she hear it she heng up de phone [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] she nayin even badda check fi si which numba she whenna call...

a musi caw she know how she dis people who call de wrong numba mek ~lol~

[j-kid]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by CtryOoman:
[qb] ....when me call de number a did de city morgue.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
when me find out a one a me friend a joke around....,[/qb]

Ctry, yuh man yuh noh! Soh whe yuh did expect if yuh ah goh mek frends wid stiffs?! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by neutral:
[qb]
hear me in mi most effiminate voice.."hello big boy"!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

unnu nevah hear a *click* happen fastah [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
woiieeee!!!! [/qb]

OMG! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Oonuu a kill mi tiday ~dwl~

[chickie]

Re: Wrong Number

di sed bredda weh alwalya a call call one day so me gi me sista di phone and she coarse up har vice like man

she: yea hello
him: ello mek me talk to marcus

she: yea a marcus dis..who dis
him a me man

she: me who?
him: a which pawt dis

she: yo big man wappen yuh luv man or suppen
him: sometime

she: eh *&%&(^(*) chi chi bwoy cum offa me %^$&*^ phone

[neutral]

Re: Wrong Number

yu know the worst thing that can happen wid phones...is when you`re telling someone some wicked breed a badwud dung de phone....then yu fling dung de phone pon dem.

nex minute de phone ring,an yu pick up de phone an start cuss dem out again.......only to find out seh is someone else ringing [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

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OMG! Chickie yuh lie!!! ~~~~waaiiiiiiiiiiieeeee~~~~ [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by chickie:
[qb] di sed bredda weh alwalya a call call one day so me gi me sista di phone and she coarse up har vice like man

she: yea hello
him: ello mek me talk to marcus

she: yea a marcus dis..who dis
him a me man

she: me who?
him: a which pawt dis

she: yo big man wappen yuh luv man or suppen
him: sometime

she: eh *&%&(^(*) chi chi bwoy cum offa me %^$&*^ phone [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[j-kid]

Re: Wrong Number

Yeah Neut, it becomes real embarrasing wen yuh find out sey ah yuh mother or yuh wife's church Pastor!

[sistactry]

Re: Wrong Number

Nunya...unu like waste ppl money, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

JKid, me dear sah.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] so me say to, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: Wrong Number

Originally posted by J-kid:
[qb] Yeah Neut, it becomes real embarrasing wen yuh find out sey ah yuh mother or yuh wife's church Pastor! [/qb]

I know,...wuss if its yu new mother-in law [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]