COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..Here

[turtledude]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">seeth deh annoo mii pon trial itt da system

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Hmmmm.

Yur Honrable, I call fuh recess to examine deh new facts. Mi unprepared tuh crass examine deh wan sed Blakknblugiant.

[Wendy]

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.. Mi sey mi a kecth up an a dead wid laugh.. Turtledude yuh noh si yuh pant front outta place seka all a di hug up an kiss up yuh a do wid di female wikidnes dem

LOL @ your <span style="font-weight: bold">honWhore</span> ..

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chief_Justice</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>

Oh Gad Magixx tapie .. a wey yuh get dem sinting yah fram?

[Magician]

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<span style="font-size: 14pt">Mostion Granted.

Court in Recess until one a clack. </span>

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what are we rising for your magisstrake ?

you are 2 hours late for court </div></div>

seeth deh annoo mii pon trial itt da system

<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #CC0000">See it there....I am not on trial...it is the system</span></span>

yu rite fii bunn da chief injustice.

<span style="color: #CC0000"><span style="font-weight: bold">yu are right to chastise the chief justice.</span></span>

oww imm a judge dissya case nuh twoo weaks aggo mii bunninn fii mekkinn maddaratars merge ann transfer tredd cah imm mekk itt seem like itt wass dem maddaratars fault fii imm bad policee

<span style="color: #CC0000"><span style="font-weight: bold">how is he judging this case? wasn't it two weeks ago that I chastised the moderators for merging and transferring threads?he makes it seem as if it was the moderators fault instead of his bad policies. </span></span> </div></div>

[turtledude]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendy_CourtKlerk</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> .. Mi sey mi a kecth up an a dead wid laugh.. Turtledude yuh noh si yuh pant front outta place seka all a di hug up an kiss up yuh a do wid di female wikidnes dem

LOL @ your <span style="font-weight: bold">honWhore</span> ..

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<span style="font-style: italic"> mi zippah fell dung......:eeek!;</span>

[Magician]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Is Valerie!

Cho Valerie! A nuh yuh mi a call. Is Ms Vegas mi a look.
Weddings pon de secan floor, is soso murda section dis. </span>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendy_CourtKlerk</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chief_Justice</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>

Oh Gad Magixx tapie .. a wey yuh get dem sinting yah fram? </div></div>

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: COURTROOM FOR THE PROSECUTOR ..HERE

tap ie nuh

[blugiant]

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diss mekk mii laff

td gittinn nan jamaicans wey cyaan chatt a lick aff patwah fii sey watt poas iss natt patwah. soo itt da nan jamaicans wey determine watt jamaicans speak patwah. plus dem chatt bout book pon oww too chat patwah. chatt bout speakey spokey tings


memba miss lou ann annancisism

Miss Lou made fun of our contempt for the Jamaican language and our disdain for the messages it conveys. In one of her witty dramatic monologues, 'Jamaica Philosophy,' Miss Lou's Aunty Roachy declares that Jamaican proverbs are a rich source of wisdom. This idea is immediately derided by a 'fool-fool' girl who asks &quot;how yuh coulda put a deestant wud like philosophy wid di ole jamma bad talkin proverbs-dem?&quot;


Here are the first two and the last two verses of Miss Lou's poem:

So yuh a de man me hear bout!

Ah yuh dem seh dah teck

Whole heap a English oat seh

dat

Yuh gwine kill dialect!

Mek mi get it straight, Mas

Charlie

For me no quite understand -

Yuh gwine kill all English dialec

Or jus Jamaica one?

When yuh done kill 'wit' an

'humour',

When yuh kill 'variety',

Yuh wi haffi fine a way fi kill

Originality!

An mine how yuh dah read dem

English

Book deh pon yuh shelf,

For ef yuh drop a 'h' yuh mighta

Haffi kill yuhself.

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">diss mekk mii laff

td gittinn nan jamaicans wey cyaan chatt a lick aff patwah fii sey watt poas iss natt patwah. soo itt da nan jamaicans wey determine watt jamaicans speak patwah. plus dem chatt bout book pon oww too chat patwah. chatt bout speakey spokey tings


memba miss lou ann annancisism

Miss Lou made fun of our contempt for the Jamaican language and our disdain for the messages it conveys. In one of her witty dramatic monologues, 'Jamaica Philosophy,' Miss Lou's Aunty Roachy declares that Jamaican proverbs are a rich source of wisdom. This idea is immediately derided by a 'fool-fool' girl who asks &quot;how yuh coulda put a deestant wud like philosophy wid di ole jamma bad talkin proverbs-dem?&quot;


Here are the first two and the last two verses of Miss Lou's poem:

So yuh a de man me hear bout!

Ah yuh dem seh dah teck

Whole heap a English oat seh

dat

Yuh gwine kill dialect!

Mek mi get it straight, Mas

Charlie

For me no quite understand -

Yuh gwine kill all English dialec

Or jus Jamaica one?

When yuh done kill 'wit' an

'humour',

When yuh kill 'variety',

Yuh wi haffi fine a way fi kill

Originality!

An mine how yuh dah read dem

English

Book deh pon yuh shelf,

For ef yuh drop a 'h' yuh mighta

Haffi kill yuhself. </div></div>



alla dat fi say nuttin

mi nah latino eeda but yo hablo poquito espanol
an mi know propa espanol wen mi hear too

[loops]

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what'd he say? what'd he say?

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: loops</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what'd he say? what'd he say? </div></div>

basically i cant say he doesnt speak proper patwa since i'm not jamaican

[Magician]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: loops</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what'd he say? what'd he say? </div></div>

[loops]

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yeah....that's what i thought.

[Magician]

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<span style="color: #FF0000"><span style="font-size: 17pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">NEWSFLASH:

<span style="text-decoration: underline">PROSECUTOR TDUDE FOUND PASSED OUT IN THE RUMBAR</span></span></span></span>


<span style="font-size: 14pt">Due to the unfortunate demise of the Prosecutor,
I hereby appoint Miss Fawncie to represent the State's interests in the Prosecutors absentia!</span>