COURTROOM FI DI DEFENSE..Here

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chief_Justice</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She a spar wid Ray and him Nephew fi drown her defeat. </div></div> an is ooo gwine pick up dat deh tab, pray tell

[Magician]

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Rum is free. Seet yah..

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[Gen]

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<span style="font-style: italic">in closing

the one skells decide not to show up for questioning

and stormy a hunt the nawsy moose (fi food) from last night clear till now</span>

<span style="font-size: 17pt">Jury I ask you to find blugiant aka blakgiant not guilty because skells and tanya, who are citizens of JA both speak this moco patwa, hence it is not swahili, but indeed moco patwa.

Thank you for your time.</span>

[Bandana]

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Yuh Horror!!!!


Mi cyaan tek dis no more


Mi muss tell whe mi know. Mi cyaan stand by an watch one innocent man bun. Mi noh care which side a summon mi... is the whole trut mi bout to tell, so listen up!!!


Dis man was seduced by di one named &quot;Virgin&quot; Tanya

Is she one get the blow-kittie name and mi know how she get ie too

Is like dem school age children dem whe seh dem a virgin caw dem noh penetrate yet!

she do di blow kittie pon di one blakkgiant caw she hear say im giant and she well wan know... she have her friend evanovitch obeah im and together dem ruin di good good teacha!!


mi beg yuh to have mercy pon di one name blakkgiant


is di &quot;Virgin&quot; whe need fi be pon trial!!!

[LusciousJohnson]

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OBJECTION YUH HONOR!!!!

disyah wikkness did deh pon di prosection wikkness liss an mi hear seh shi accept bribe from di defendant fi come in yah an chry fi help him

[Bandana]

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mi nah accept no bribe


unno see how di blowkittie business mek di man studder im kkk's???


it di TRUT!!!

[LusciousJohnson]

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OBJECTION AGIN YUH HONOR!!

please to mek di wikkness stap put di blowkittee dem pon trial. is di wan BluBlakGiant pon trial yah

[Gen]

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talk the tings yah bandy

why yuh think skells &amp; tanya a hide the whole day, yuh think a now mi a call skells fi come testify

both skells and tanyah did deh wid blugiant at one point but him find new ooman and run dem suh dem decide fi gang up and tell lie pan the man

and the 2 a dem well and know seh a moco patwa the man a speak cause the 2 a dem is from moco tap as well

[Gen]

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<span style="font-style: italic">yuh think a now mi a call skells fi come testify. constable please to guh pick up dat ooman skells... mi hear seh she dunga har madda yard dunga moco tap a hide </span>

<span style="font-size: 17pt">permission to treat the blowkitty dem as hostile witnesses your honore</span>

[diabolical_Tanya]

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I DO NAT COMES FRAM MOCO TAP is backa moco mi comes fram

[Magician]

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SUSTAINED!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fawncie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OBJECTION AGIN YUH HONOR!!

please to mek di wikkness stap put di blowkittee dem pon trial. is di wan BluBlakGiant pon trial yah </div></div>

[LusciousJohnson]

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YUH HONOR! dis is an outrage! mi beh yuh fi have di wan Bandanna testimony stricken fram di record!

[Magician]

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OVERRULED

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">yuh think a now mi a call skells fi come testify. constable please to guh pick up dat ooman skells... mi hear seh she dunga har madda yard dunga moco tap a hide </span>

<span style="font-size: 17pt">permission to treat the blowkitty dem as hostile witnesses your honore</span> </div></div>

[Magician]

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INADMISSABLE EVIDENCE.

JURORS.. YOU ARE HEREBY INSTRUCTED TO IGNORE DIS YA HUMAN NOISE.


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bandanna</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="text-decoration: line-through">Yuh Horror!!!!


Mi cyaan tek dis no more


Mi muss tell whe mi know. Mi cyaan stand by an watch one innocent man bun. Mi noh care which side a summon mi... is the whole trut mi bout to tell, so listen up!!!


Dis man was seduced by di one named &quot;Virgin&quot; Tanya

Is she one get the blow-kittie name and mi know how she get ie too

Is like dem school age children dem whe seh dem a virgin caw dem noh penetrate yet!

she do di blow kittie pon di one blakkgiant caw she hear say im giant and she well wan know... she have her friend evanovitch obeah im and together dem ruin di good good teacha!!


mi beg yuh to have mercy pon di one name blakkgiant </span>


is di &quot;Virgin&quot; whe need fi be pon trial!!! </div></div>

[LusciousJohnson]

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thanks yuh Honor