Boardlane Trial: Bigballa (Verdict Is In!)

[julie*mango]

- <span style="font-weight: bold">Bigballa</span> is hereby charged with impersonating a male
and breaking the hearts of many women on the board

- The case will be overseen by the <span style="font-weight: bold">Right Honorable Magix</span>

- The case is being tried by the prosecution who will be represented by Barrister<span style="font-weight: bold"> Skelly</span>.

- The defense will be arraigned and at this time has no attorney so if any one from the opposition (<span style="font-weight: bold">BCP</span>) want to defend di imposter den unoo mek di judge know.

- The trial will last until <span style="font-weight: bold">this Friday</span> and Bigballa will found either guilty and not guilty by a jury of shim peers (<span style="font-weight: bold">YOU</span>) and sentencing will be recommended.

- Courtroom outbursts are allowed. Keep it light and humorous please.

- Prosecution will present case first.

- Defense will counter.


<span style="font-weight: bold">Let the fun begin!!!</span>

[julie*mango]

Re: Boardlane Trial: Bigballa

Witnesses for the prosecution:

- Suesumba

- Bizi

- TLC


Still awaiting defense attorney. Prosecution rests until tomorrow.

[Nunya]

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A who name so?

[Magician]

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<span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Mi have a big...</span>
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[CeaBee]

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majinx...

[jah_yout]

Re: Boardlane Trial: Bigballa

rhaatid mi sorry fi unnu...
mi get try one time, but a lucky ting mi get off like oj

(the first trial)

[ILP]

Re: Boardlane Trial: Bigballa

oonu is lawyer fi chroo.
oonu ah try di smaddy ahn dem have no representation.
i dead....

someting tell mi dem gwine guilty whether dem get lawyer or not

[Bizzy]

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Oyy deh mam. Is mi unda wikniss protection de last witness inna unu trial did tun cripple an den missin.

Mi not testifyin bout nutten until mi get protection inna one 7 star hotel wid all luxuries provided

Memba a tole u

[diabolical_Tanya]

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I will be defense counsel for the accused.

mi soon come post di ahmm tingdere whatchamacallit

[FrenchTickla]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I will be defense counsel for the accused.

mi soon come post di ahmm tingdere whatchamacallit </div></div>

dis gwine be good. save a seat inna di gallery fimmi.

[Bizzy]

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But how dem fi have trial an cyaan locate de defendant
unu shoodan wait til shim complete de surgery dis gwaan be confusing

[DiamondDave]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Q</div><div class="ubbcode-body">But how dem fi have trial an cyaan locate de defendant
unu shoodan wait til shim complete de surgery dis gwaan be confusing </div></div>
Given the heinous nature of the offense, I contend the defendant should be tries in absentia

[Bizzy]

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Heinous aye sah..

[Bizzy]

Re: Boardlane Trial: Bigballa

mi raaah...inna de big big holiday trial a kip

mi a pull miself from the witness list den..

[Magician]

Re: Boardlane Trial: Bigballa

Leggo a di turkey foot an ropeen man.