Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

[ILP]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

mi was already inna di states when mi come on mi period for fi 1st time. as mi truly did feel seh mi was gonna dead mi tell di school nurse fi call my faddah. di nurse call mi faddah and im come, she mussi tell im what it was cus mi juss hear im kiss his teet. im call mi muddah at work and mi muddah mussi tell im wah fi do. mi hear im seh, "ooman you mussi mad. wah mi fava bout mi fi go buy napkin?"

well daht neva fly cah mi faddah drop mi home and while mi was inna di bath and mi muddah was attending to me mi faddah go out go buy di napkins.

to mek sure im neva get ask fi buy napkin again, mi faddah pick up every kinna napkin di People's Drugstore (now CVS) did have in deh. all di napkins wid di belt looking ting attach. mi muddah was hot, essie?

[Dr.Dudd]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jah_yout</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wat is wrong wid buying it? fi real.. no fi u queen n u suppose fi be har helpmate so u a help har out by picking up a pack on di way home </div></div>

i guess i been lucky caw no ooman neva ask me fi buy dat...

only my mother one time when i was a yute an mi buy it but mi show har seh dat couldn work, so she ease up afta dat </div></div> Now you are really off your own. You tell you mom you can't get something for her thatshe can't get for herself??
You think you are lucky you haven yet found a womanthat ask you?
You don't know how unfortunate you are. At least having to buy it seem to be a necessaity for you to achieve manhood.

[Dr.Dudd]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gone_Clear_ILP</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi was already inna di states when mi come on mi period for fi 1st time. as mi truly did feel seh mi was gonna dead mi tell di school nurse fi call my faddah. di nurse call mi faddah and im come, she mussi tell im what it was cus mi juss hear im kiss his teet. im call mi muddah at work and mi muddah mussi tell im wah fi do. mi hear im seh, &quot;ooman you mussi mad. wah mi fava bout mi fi go buy napkin?&quot;

well daht neva fly cah mi faddah drop mi home and while mi was inna di bath and mi muddah was attending to me mi faddah go out go buy di napkins.

to mek sure im neva get ask fi buy napkin again, mi faddah pick up every kinna napkin di People's Drugstore (now CVS) did have in deh. all di napkins wid di belt looking ting attach. mi muddah was hot, essie? </div></div>how close can a man be to his kid if he sees anything about them as beyond him?

[chitowngirl]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gone_Clear_ILP</div><div class="ubbcode-body">all di napkins wid di belt looking ting attach. mi muddah was hot, essie? </div></div>
speaking of strings

wen mi deh hospital roun '97 fi gallbladdah surgery fi mi period did stawt an dem gimmie di pad wid string mi nevah knoh dem still mek

<span style="font-style: italic">men shudda tank jah dem ongle haffi buy di sinting</span>

[j-kid]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

Ah pure ignorance dat!

If yuh ooman sick an in discomfort yuh duh whe yuh haftuh fi help har. Especially, if shi ah wan good ooman who tek good care ah yuh.

Ha nutten but stupidness an false pride pan his part, an anybaddi else whe put dem notions inna him head.

Yuh tink mi care bout anybaddi whe waa wisper or snicker? Screw dem, dem naa tek care ah mi wen mi sick an caa get outa bed.

[evanovitch]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ah pure ignorance dat!

If yuh ooman sick an in discomfort yuh duh whe yuh haftuh fi help har. Especially, if shi ah wan good ooman who tek good care ah yuh.

Ha nutten but stupidness an false pride pan his part, an anybaddi else whe put dem notions inna him head.

Yuh tink mi care bout anybaddi whe waa wisper or snicker? Screw dem, dem naa tek care ah mi wen mi sick an caa get outa bed. </div></div>

[Nylah]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ah pure ignorance dat!

If yuh ooman sick an in discomfort yuh duh whe yuh haftuh fi help har. Especially, if shi ah wan good ooman who tek good care ah yuh.

Ha nutten but stupidness an false pride pan his part, an anybaddi else whe put dem notions inna him head.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Yuh tink mi care bout anybaddi whe waa wisper or snicker? Screw dem, dem naa tek care ah mi wen mi sick an caa get outa bed.</span> </div></div>


JKid, if you didnt married already, I would marry you in a heartbeat

[evanovitch]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> JKid, if you didnt married already, I would marry you in a heartbeat</div></div>

the line form behind me babes an is long time di I a tend dat cherry tree deh...long time

[Peasie]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

<span style="font-weight: bold"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> ...and, and, JKid, I would have your baby!</span> </span>

[Nylah]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> JKid, if you didnt married already, I would marry you in a heartbeat</div></div>

the line form behind me babes an is long time di I a tend dat cherry tree deh...long time </div></div>

alright ma'am

[Nylah]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo Peas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> ...and, and, JKid, I would have your baby!</span> </span> </div></div>


gonna call you renta-womb real soon

[Peasie]

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<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>

[julie*mango]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo Peas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> ...and, and, JKid, I would have your baby!</span> </span> </div></div>

forget that...I would let you get us lost on a road trip and not complain

[Peasie]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: _______</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo Peas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> ...and, and, JKid, I would have your baby!</span> </span> </div></div>

forget that...I would let you get us lost on a road trip and not complain </div></div>
<span style="font-weight: bold">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Kiss teet pan dat
JKid, mi dawlin, yuh see mi? I woulda suck a rivah dry an climb a macca tree fi yuh </span> </span>

[neutral]

Re: Y yaad man won't buy dem oomnz pad dem fi dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ah pure ignorance dat!

If yuh ooman sick an in discomfort yuh duh whe yuh haftuh fi help har. Especially, if shi ah wan good ooman who tek good care ah yuh.

Ha nutten but stupidness an false pride pan his part, an anybaddi else whe put dem notions inna him head.

Yuh tink mi care bout anybaddi whe waa wisper or snicker? Screw dem, dem naa tek care ah mi wen mi sick an caa get outa bed. </div></div>


Seet deh !.

Seriously though, I think only a man who isnt comfortable with who he is would be afraid to buy sanitary towels for his woman,why would you want to inconvenience your woman like that just to prove how much of a man you are,I dont see what the big deal is,I buy it all the time for my wife,...dont give a sh!t what anyone says,......period !