snowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...oh lawd smaddy sen mi a plane ticket

[missus_vegas]

Re: mi goat eena di snow...kiss mi neck

fuss of all Evan it no dat cold....mi sarry fi u wen di snow stop fall dats wen u gwine feel cold come monday tuesday we probable will have -20 plus wind chill mek u feel like -40

mi no plan fi leave my house again till monday mawning..except maybe fi go warm up the cars if the temp stawt to drop.

last friday mi park mi car a road and walk home di way it was icy.

[evanovitch]

excuse mi Ms Vegas, but dis is whe mi a contend wid



even di horse statue a try run outta di cowl n di man dem can barely hole dem bak

[missus_vegas]

Re: excuse mi Ms Vegas, but dis is whe mi a contend wid

i know exactly wah u a contend wid. dem lack di office after lunch and send we home

bcus i am know to be a"bad driver" two ppl came and offer to drive me home

but i made it...the route i took was messy but not alot of traffic so dat worked out well.

i couldnt see more dan bout 20 meters in front of mi...the only way to kno di light color is to creep up to weh mi know seh light deh and just as mi reach di intersection mi can see di color.

[missus_vegas]

Re: excuse mi Ms Vegas, but dis is whe mi a contend wid

my average speed was bout 50...genearlly mi go all 100 in a 80 zone so dat was slow for me.

[halfwaytree]

Re: excuse mi Ms Vegas, but dis is whe mi a contend wid

You sure had a time!

What is going to happen when you get a blizzard and 1 to 2 feet of snow fall in one shot?

[missus_vegas]

Re: excuse mi Ms Vegas, but dis is whe mi a contend wid

BTW Evan YYC cancel nuff flights and dem have whole heep a delays so even if u have plane ticket u goodly cyan go no weh...plus dem lack dung the highway btwn you and calgary so u bess to stay inna u house and knitt mi tings dem

[evanovitch]

Re: excuse mi Ms Vegas, but dis is whe mi a contend wid

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Curmudgeon_Milo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You sure had a time!

What is going to happen when you get a blizzard and 1 to 2 feet of snow fall in one shot? </div></div>

dat is wen dem haffi go sen out di St Bernards wid di Remy fi come fi mi...no joke

[Boopie2]

Re: snowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...oh lawd smaddy sen mi a plane ticke

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>

u harsh fi real..juss cause u naw ha snow is no reason to run it een ...

( <span style="font-style: italic"> peek see if she feel bad</span>)

btw,Boopsie pie , dont u married to a tall AFRICAN...anybody pon him family tree u can recommend fi come visit me </div></div>


I'm sure on of his relatives in Boston should be able to handle you and the weather in PolarBearsville.

You really should write a book, I can picture you in my mind doing exactly what you said. That's why I love a good book. BTW how is there book selection in Canada?

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: snowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...oh lawd smaddy sen mi a plane ticke



yes he's peeing on the snow



thats my boot

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: snowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...oh lawd smaddy sen mi a plane ticke

My side gate at 1:30 this afternoon



My side gate about 15mins ago

[evanovitch]

Re: snowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...oh lawd smaddy sen mi a plane ticke

u lucky seh Tango ha diffrant colour from di snow..wen my two goat, is ongle di snow u see a collapse.....of course, dem den track in all dat snow pon di wood floors..ah sah...mi deh yah a chat to a fren from yaad n mi look up n see Ming a walk weh wid a fortune cookie eena him mout..outta mi handbag him get dat...mi a go kill dem two dawg yah u know..fi real...

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: snowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...oh lawd smaddy sen mi a plane ticke

well mi si tango come in from mi bredda house wid sumting in him mout an mi neva pay it much mind until mi realize that him noh have any toys that shade a blue when mi ketch him an tek it weh is a christmas tree ornament from mi SIL tree him have a nyam I have a feeling dem going to ban him from dem house till di xmas done

[evanovitch]

Re: snowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...oh lawd smaddy sen mi a plane ticke

oh please...mi can cawl u chrissmuss decoration n raise u a cell phone..is like dem two dawg tink seh anyting is fi dem toys....di odda day di female come een wid blue streaks eena har hair..is di pen she tek outside fi write love note it look like..mi all see spatula out deh....gloves, shoes, socks, u name it an dem try tek it outside....but is my fault..mi a treat dem like human..u know seh mi a buy dem beef paks at di superstore wid di boneless steak n put it pon george foreman grill so mek fi dem...mi reach di stage weh mi haffi a change dem diet weekly since dem get clyde pon a weekly basis...dem sleep eena di bed n tek up space like is me a kotch wid dem...mi change mi bed linen lass nite n swear seh mi a get one nite fi miself..dem siddung deh so look pon mi eena di dawk dat mi had was fi mek dem come up...mi leff bed a mawning n haffi tiptoe so as not to wake dem...ahhhh sah

[missus_vegas]

Re: snowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...oh lawd smaddy sen mi a plane ticke

mi just a go keep mi mout shut pan dah one yah cus mi no have dahjah fi back me tonite.

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: snowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...oh lawd smaddy sen mi a plane ticke

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">oh please...mi can cawl u chrissmuss decoration n raise u a cell phone..is like dem two dawg tink seh anyting is fi dem toys....di odda day di female come een wid blue streaks eena har hair..is di pen she tek outside fi write love note it look like..mi all see spatula out deh....gloves, shoes, socks, u name it an dem try tek it outside....but is my fault..mi a treat dem like human..u know seh mi a buy dem beef paks at di superstore wid di boneless steak n put it pon george foreman grill so mek fi dem...mi reach di stage weh mi haffi a change dem diet weekly since dem get clyde pon a weekly basis...dem sleep eena di bed n tek up space like is me a kotch wid dem...mi change mi bed linen lass nite n swear seh mi a get one nite fi miself..dem siddung deh so look pon mi eena di dawk dat mi had was fi mek dem come up...mi leff bed a mawning n haffi tiptoe so as not to wake dem...ahhhh sah </div></div>

bwaaay mi a tell yu dis one nearly box out di lil piece a chocolate outta mi mout earlier dis evening an is juss tru mi know seh chocolate is poisen fi small dogs mek mi haffie get rough wid him.

You know in di morning when mi a go a work mi walk him an when mi come back an a drink mi coffee an shower an ting fo goh a work him juss goh back inna di bed and crawl under di covers