Di odda ooman

[kia027]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Half way chroo di discussions which was going surprisingly well, cyar drive up and Dina run gaw di window yelling &quot;daddy-daddy&quot;. Sayme time Alison sey shi haffi use di bathroom and slide eeena di wan nexx tuh di kitchen.

Shi stan up inna di bawtroom and hear har husban comeeen anda greet everybady and shi naily dee-deeup harself. Sue (har ride or die fren) did know likkle bit bout di situation suh wen shi seeeem shi duck and dive inna di kitchen suh him cood'n si har and grab di bakkle a Champagne fi fake top up har glass but sayme time Alison cawl har fi come eentuh di bawtroom. \o/

Sue a shake like fish outta wata for shi nuh kno whaffi do, sayka how dis was nat a pawt a di plan, but Alison sey shi neva fraid.

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u lost me.. the book club was at Allison house but in the previous paragraph u had Allison a go wid Sue fi go by JLo and suddenly dem back at the house?

Jlo reach the book club too?

[twiney]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Again, di spirit tekk ovah Alison bady and shi grab di bakkle from Sue and walk outta di bawtroom. Shi look left den rite and spot har husban. Shi sey di look on him fayce wooda stop duppy inna dem tracks to royal palm.

Shi walk ovah tuh him and said &quot;hi Paul. Everybady, this is Paul my cheating SOB wassit-wassit nat husban&quot; and shi stawt wear him hout widdi bakkle a champagne. Him nevah had di chance fi git up outta di sofa and shi climb up pan di chair and wear out him head widdi bakkle.

Everybady a mekk nize an Sue a halla &quot;lawd gad Alison, yaaguh kill him&quot; and shi a bawl hout &quot;yuh mean sey him nuh dead yet? Mi naah tap til mi kill him wassit-wassit nat, suh tap mi wen him dead&quot;

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A deading ...

[twiney]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Half way chroo di discussions which was going surprisingly well, cyar drive up and Dina run gaw di window yelling &quot;daddy-daddy&quot;. Sayme time Alison sey shi haffi use di bathroom and slide eeena di wan nexx tuh di kitchen.

Shi stan up inna di bawtroom and hear har husban comeeen anda greet everybady and shi naily dee-deeup harself. Sue (har ride or die fren) did know likkle bit bout di situation suh wen shi seeeem shi duck and dive inna di kitchen suh him cood'n si har and grab di bakkle a Champagne fi fake top up har glass but sayme time Alison cawl har fi come eentuh di bawtroom. \o/

Sue a shake like fish outta wata for shi nuh kno whaffi do, sayka how dis was nat a pawt a di plan, but Alison sey shi neva fraid.

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u lost me.. the book club was at Allison house but in the previous paragraph u had Allison a go wid Sue fi go by JLo and suddenly dem back at the house?

Jlo reach the book club too?

</div></div>book club at jLo

[kia027]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Twiney</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Half way chroo di discussions which was going surprisingly well, cyar drive up and Dina run gaw di window yelling &quot;daddy-daddy&quot;. Sayme time Alison sey shi haffi use di bathroom and slide eeena di wan nexx tuh di kitchen.

Shi stan up inna di bawtroom and hear har husban comeeen anda greet everybady and shi naily dee-deeup harself. Sue (har ride or die fren) did know likkle bit bout di situation suh wen shi seeeem shi duck and dive inna di kitchen suh him cood'n si har and grab di bakkle a Champagne fi fake top up har glass but sayme time Alison cawl har fi come eentuh di bawtroom. \o/

Sue a shake like fish outta wata for shi nuh kno whaffi do, sayka how dis was nat a pawt a di plan, but Alison sey shi neva fraid.

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u lost me.. the book club was at Allison house but in the previous paragraph u had Allison a go wid Sue fi go by JLo and suddenly dem back at the house?

Jlo reach the book club too?

</div></div>book club at jLo </div></div>

thx!

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Di odda ooman

<span style="font-style: italic">waaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeee </span>

Alison sey blood, champagne, peanut and cashew nut skyatta-skyatta everywhe. Wen dem pull har awwfa him, him pass hout dun and ambulance deppand di way.

Shi run outta di house widd Sue in toe, get inna har cyar and drive home. Shi tekk up di bags dem whe shi did pack and tekk awwf to har sista yaawd.

Wen shi reach dey, shi chanjj di password pan dem bank accounts, call har pastor and har lawyer and file fi divorce.

Lawd mi gad, \o/ de husban still dey a hospital and nubaddy naaah talk bout why him face mash up and unrecognizable.

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Half way chroo di discussions which was going surprisingly well, cyar drive up and Dina run gaw di window yelling &quot;daddy-daddy&quot;. Sayme time Alison sey shi haffi use di bathroom and slide eeena di wan nexx tuh di kitchen.

Shi stan up inna di bawtroom and hear har husban comeeen anda greet everybady and shi naily dee-deeup harself. Sue (har ride or die fren) did know likkle bit bout di situation suh wen shi seeeem shi duck and dive inna di kitchen suh him cood'n si har and grab di bakkle a Champagne fi fake top up har glass but sayme time Alison cawl har fi come eentuh di bawtroom. \o/

Sue a shake like fish outta wata for shi nuh kno whaffi do, sayka how dis was nat a pawt a di plan, but Alison sey shi neva fraid.

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u lost me.. the book club was at Allison house but in the previous paragraph u had Allison a go wid Sue fi go by JLo and suddenly dem back at the house?

Jlo reach the book club too?

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A JLO have di book club mahn. Cho!

[Seveen]

Re: Di odda ooman

my dead mother gave me the best compliment - she said &quot;you never let none of those men bring you down&quot;

right now i'm single (not ready to abuse and use anyone yet ) - in my own home, with my own car, taking care of my child and me, not one day on welfare, not one day of borrowing money - now last ex-3 - renting a room in a boarding house - NOT MY PROBLEM

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Twiney</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Seveen mi si you point mi nah smile up fren up with no odda ooman...mi no normally advocate this but mi hope when shi done with him him only have the clothes pon him back. </div></div>

[kia027]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-style: italic">waaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeee </span>

Alison sey blood, champagne, peanut and cashew nut skyatta-skyatta everywhe. Wen dem pull har awwfa him, him pass hout dun and ambulance deppand di way.

Shi run outta di house widd Sue in toe, get inna har cyar and drive home. Shi tekk up di bags dem whe shi did pack and tekk awwf to har sista yaawd.

Wen shi reach dey, shi chanjj di password pan dem bank accounts, call har pastor and har lawyer and file fi divorce.

Lawd mi gad, \o/ de husban still dey a hospital and nubaddy naaah talk bout why him face mash up and unrecognizable. </div></div>


oh lawd and him betta nat press any chawges gainst ar eida !

[Seveen]

Re: Di odda ooman

and the cops come arrest her

baby daddy and Jlow and both dawtas live happily ever after while she waits for her sister to give her a kidney transplant so she can get out of jail

the end

[twiney]

Re: Di odda ooman

Shi wrong fi lick him ... I'm sure the satisfaction of him wondering wha happen when she leff him an take him to the cleaners would be worth much more than him mashup inna the hospital.

[Seveen]

Re: Di odda ooman

and that's why i still get calls from ex boyfriends - i'm not having it -

i lived with ex-2 - until i had enough money to move into a luxury apartment and buy a new car

the day i drove home in the car - he knew his time was up

probably even smiled and gave him some while i was stashing the cash

we ate chicken every day for 3 months before i left

no calls from ex-husbands 'cause after i allowed that layer of trust and it was betrayed - diss to the max

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Twiney</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Shi wrong fi lick him ... I'm sure the satisfaction of him wondering wha happen when she leff him an take him to the cleaners would be worth much more than him mashup inna the hospital. </div></div>

[twiney]

Re: Di odda ooman

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[CyberPhobic]

Re: Di odda ooman

Bway, mi nuh kno a who wrang or who rite or wha meeeda do ina dis situashan but chroo it did not go as planned, mi nuh tink dat shi did want to hurt him like dat. Shi juss actid on impulse and cood'n help harself.

A fram di Sundey awfta New Year's it happen, an nuh police nuh come yet. Shi a process har divorce paypaz and as soon as him can see outta him right yeye him haffi sign di paypaz fi sell di house and ting.

Shi still dey a Jersey but shi guh ovah di house and clean out every gad ting and put it inna storage right now. Shi drive di kids back to NY to school but plan fi move guh a Jersey as soon as di house sell.

[Seveen]

Re: Di odda ooman

stature of limitation is not up on the assault

[twiney]

Re: Di odda ooman

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">stature of limitation is not up on the assault

</div></div>And him and JLo might be planning strategy and by time him get better him sign the divorce and shi lose some of what she was entitled to thanks to the abuse.