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Hey Nooks....why China? (or is it a secret?)
Hey Nooks....why China? (or is it a secret?)
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Hey Dude yer back!!! How was the lake? I've been patiently waiting for pics! Why China? I have a hot date waiting for me there...
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Penis Size Around The World
Country
Flaccid Length
(inches)
Erect Length
(inches)
United States
3.4
5.0
Germany
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5.6
Spain
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5.3
France
4.7
6.2
Japan
3.1
5.1
Brazil
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4.8
Italy
3.9
5.9
Venezuela
3.7
5.0
Mexico
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5.9
Greece
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4.8
India
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4.0
Saudi Arabia
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4.9
Chile
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5.5
Colombia
3.5
5.4
Korea (1)
2.7
3.7
Korea (2*)
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yer funny Seveen! I ain't goin there in search of penis though. I can get that here!
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Seveen .... I am lost, this one flew right past me.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nanook</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> yer funny Seveen! I ain't goin there in search of penis though. I can get that here! </div></div>
just didn't want you flying half way around the world - for some - short stuff
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Here's a little joke for the evening.
Jamaican Father
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying "Docta! Docta! Come fas! A mi
wife sah! Ar water bruk an shi bout fi av di pikni!"
The doctor came over and told the father "Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di lamp higher nuh!"
The father obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.
The father cried out: "Praise di Laad! A wan boy! Me a de proud faada a wan baby boy!"
The doctor again told the father, "Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di lamp higher nuh man!".
The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard.
The father excitedly proclaimed: "A wan twin!! Mi get twin baby! Me doubly bless! Glory to Gad!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di lamp higher nuh!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard!
The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh Tank Jesus."
The doctor repeated, "Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di lamp higher nuh man!",and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard.
The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought.
The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold up di lamp higher man. Hold di lamp higher nuh!"
The father then asked; "Doc, yuh tink maybe a di light a attrac dem?"
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nah I wouldn't do that!
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good evelin Leanne! Cute joke noh...
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TSmall</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Here's a little joke for the evening.
Jamaican Father
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying "Docta! Docta! Come fas! A mi
wife sah! Ar water bruk an shi bout fi av di pikni!"
The doctor came over and told the father "Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di lamp higher nuh!"
The father obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.
The father cried out: "Praise di Laad! A wan boy! Me a de proud faada a wan baby boy!"
The doctor again told the father, "Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di lamp higher nuh man!".
The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard.
The father excitedly proclaimed: "A wan twin!! Mi get twin baby! Me doubly bless! Glory to Gad!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di lamp higher nuh!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard!
The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh Tank Jesus."
The doctor repeated, "Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di lamp higher nuh man!",and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard.
The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought.
The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold up di lamp higher man. Hold di lamp higher nuh!"
The father then asked; "Doc, yuh tink maybe a di light a attrac dem?" </div></div>
Somebody needs to turn off the lights!
Evening (((Jamaicaholics)))
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Evenin!!
Nan, yuh gettin some new travellin shoes eeeh?
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Evelin QK! I'm just finishing cleaning and scrubbing. It's so nice to have it over with as the place was looking kinda shabby for lack of my presence.
yeah I was invited to China and Hawaii and I wasn't about to say no! Jamaica is gonna have to wait a little bit longer mi think
Just think of the silver and such that I can procure for so much less $$ than I can get it here! 
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I know a woman who does hong kong several times a year (she works for the airline) she brings back pearls.
I hear the shopping is the best part! Don't forget the coconut rum at the duty free, I'll pick it up on your return!
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I wanna get some beautiful black pearls! And some silver. Hmmm, maybe a run over to Bali?
I wouldn't want to be there now though it's very hot and humid and there is a typhoon. Lonely Planet says to go in March or April. Chinese new year towards the end of January would be fun but I don't wanna leave here when it's that cold out. So many things can go wrong I'll just stay put.Comment
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I'd like to know where Sevey gets her statistics.
Didn't take any pics, Nooks.
It's good to be back...but I'm feelin kinda lost.
I need a job or something to occupy my time, like, General Manager of the Universe, or something. Yup!Comment
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